So, some resolution. I’d resigned myself to a new battery so in the morning went out and lifted the bonnet to double check what battery I needed (I never fully trust the Halfords website). On opening it up I notice that the + connection wasn’t actually connected!, It was half hanging off. As soon as I put it on an pressed the clip down to secure it I could hear all the systems coming to life. Car now works!
Only thing I can think of was we had to jump my sister’s car last time I was back, that was over a month ago. I blame my BiL for lifting the securing clip up and not fastening it again but I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner, we’ve probably driven 500 miles since then.
All good but I’ll be keepingan eye on it to make sure it’s not working itself loose and I’m also kicking myself for not having a look sooner, I just assumed I wouldnt be able to do anything as I don’t know much about cars