er. Are they dangerous?

I like red ones.

nah there fine,

that said threshing machines are way cooler.

Believe everything that you read on this forum.

Try to avoid smoking a cigarette whilst driving one

Other than that, you should be fine – just never forget to leave the handbrake on.

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester, I’ll give you the key.

i know someone who is selling one a big jhon deere i will set you back £235k though

i know someone who is selling one a big jhon deere

Well a John Deeree wouldn’t be much good – he said that he wanted a red one.

nah. Green ones are a bit too “Jack Sugden” for me really.

I’ve done this for a living:

worked at all ends of the thing (not the one pictured, the one I used was red/pink), I can honestly say that you don’t want to be stood where that pile of straw is, unless of course you’re name is Smee.

aye up!

it looked a bit like this one:

does that help?

What the flip are pics of threshing boxes doing on here? That is so out of left field I dont know where to start! I think maybe a thread on the virtues of self-flagellation! 😈

But for my 2p – Class are pretty good..

Class again, would be green!…..and ita class on fire in the pic!

Going to be a Masssey if your up for red!

The last one i drove was a M plate Massey. Very nice…go for it….fooker to park though.

And whats a threshing machine got to do with the price of egg.

And what does that saying actually mean?!

Yr not wrong it is a Claas – doh!

How about a sickle? Seems to work for Mr Death..

I’ve been promised a go on a Combine Harvester. Saw one in a barn, at a friend’s wedding, and fell in love with it.

Apparently, they cost stupid amounts of money.

go get your tissues to the ready terrahawk…

Oooh!

(Gets excited…)

Well done MrNutt – go to the top of the Claas! 😉

more here

more red me thinks:

keepin’ it real!

ooooo arrr!

m8 used to work as a agricultral engineer for a large farm equipment dealer, during peak harvest times, themanufacturers would helicopter in spare parts to get the going again! (for warrenty parts I believe)
Obscenely expensive to buy a new one.

I always wanted to have ago in a combine but when I use to work on the council driving a gang mower the other tractor drive who also helped a farmer said i get bored driving a gang mower i’d be suicidal driving a combine.

If you change your mind and want a green one. Claas are a good make.