The High Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Burnley. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They just couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Fact: Burnley has the highest rate of incestuous childbirth in the UK.

Even higher than Norwich? I don’t believe that!

All sing after me…
Your dads your brother.
Your sisters your mother.
You all **** one another…

MOT

They’ll be me, her indoors and my cousin for Christmas Day.
Just the two of us then.

Love and web-handed hugs from Burnley.

Only just moved here this year, it’s ace.
Really.

Be same here in Darwen. Full of 8 fingered yonners.

Fact: Burnley has the highest rate of incestuous childbirth in the UK.

😯

I thought that dubious honour belonged to the isle of sheppey. Sheerness is the only town in the uk that is twinned with itself!

I thought yonners came from Oldham.. or Mossley, 😯
As for Burnley I can’t say I’m surprised tbh..

Be same here in Darwen. Full of 8 fingered yonners.

Let’s have it reet. 6 fingers and ‘Dingles’ if you don’t mind. Btw, there’s plenty of us Darreners support Bolton (for our sins).

I’m a Darrener, for my sins though I now live in Caernarfon which has it’s own breed too

Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we’ll have some **** pie
and we’ll do some carolling innit..

People rinsing Inbreds in them there places

The southern end of Darwen towards Bolton is fine it’s the bits near the m65 going towards the hole of Blackburn.

from Burnley.

Only just moved here this year, it’s ace.

Weer did ti cum fre’, Beirut?

People rinsing Inbreds in them there places

Be reet, thi probly needed a wesh.

Be same here in Darwen. Full of 8 fingered yonners.

How many fingers dusti think tha’s suppose t’ave?

I thought yonners came from Oldham.. or Mossley

They’re fre’ Owdham, aye. O’er yon.

Ok, I’m going to stop that now, I’m starting to feel like Fred.

You have not been to Greetland have.

😯

Cougar – Member
Weer did ti cum fre’, Beirut?

No, Todmorden 😀
I feel we’ve started paddling in a slightly deeper part of the gene pool.

Ah.

Tod is lovely, but yes, a little… insular perhaps.

Incidentally,

With such a large STW East Lancs contingent, we should probably arrange a beery mini-meet at some point. I’d suggest a ride out, but that ended… sub-optimally last time (-:

Cougar – Member

Ah.

Tod is lovely, but yes, a little… insular perhaps.

A virgin in Tod is defined as ‘A girl who can run faster than her brother’.

There are a LOT of banjo players snuggling in these Pennine valleys.

but that ended… sub-optimally last time

Why, what happened?

a) I was underfit and underskilled compared to the rest and,

b) I crashed twice in as many minutes, and any little confidence and what ability I might have had went steaming out of the window. Mortified.

No-ones mentioned Bridgwater, where the family trees look plaited.

No-ones mentioned Bridgwater

You mean the Dishwater – the Homogenous pool of crap that’s left after washing your dirty dishes!

globalti – Member
Fact: Burnley has the highest rate of incestuous childbirth in the UK.

I was led to believe that honour went to Chatteris! By a friend who’s a midwife out that way…
In the Forest Of Dean, most are just little lambs…