BREAKING NEWS From the office
Hannah says she doesn’t like it when there’s cows

Anyone else seeing this strange notification on the right hand side of the forum topic list?

What does it mean?

Cows in the office? No, not great. I wouldn’t like it either.

It probably means that Hannah doesn’t like cows.

I don’t like cats myself.

Are they Mooooving around the floor and scoffing her sandwiches??

Mrses doesn’t like it when there’s cows in the back field as she can’t take the dog out over there to play ball.

Well I don’t like slugs.

[just checking  😉 ]

Are they Mooooving around the floor and scoffing her sandwiches??

Eating on the hoof I presume?

I don’t like spiders and snakes and that ain’t what it takes to love me, you fool, you fool.

Hth.

leakage from the secret forum, to which you and I have not been invite

I don’t like cricket

I’ve herd they can be a problem

I don’t like Mondays in a Bob Geldof stylee

Anyone else seeing this strange notification on the right hand side of the forum topic list?

Nope, but then I see a very cleaned version of STW…

[url=https://flic.kr/p/MZ1KxN]Filtered web page[/url] by Ben Freeman, on Flickr

Cows are fine. I don’t understand her beef with them..

STW: You’ll come for the bikes, you’ll stay for the bullocks.

stop milking it!

<p style=”text-align: left;”> Mooks earlier..</p>

Hannah says she doesn’t like it when there’s cows

….except when she’s on holiday and she gets a wee calf.

Pull the udder one, i dont see anything. Maybe now that the heatwave is gone she is fresian in the office.

Maybe now that the heatwave is gone she is fresian in the office.

She should put on a Jersey

Hannah is seeing cows? Before you know it, she will be complaining about several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

Rachel

edit – oh bother! Wrong album 🤦‍♀️

Pull the udder one.

What’s needed is some bovine intervention

Q: What makes a bull sweat?

A: A tight jersey!  Boom boom.

There’re ten cows in a field….Which one is an Arab?

Coo eight.

It has changed now to “Harry The Spider doesn’t like cats”

Where is this coming from?!

It has changed now to “Harry The Spider doesn’t like cats”

Where is this coming from?!

He was attacked by one as a child?

It has changed now to “Harry The Spider doesn’t like cats”

Where is this coming from?!

Third post in…

He was attacked by one as a child?

No, they shit all over my garden and I have to clear it up before the kids can go out and play.

You should run out when they are doing it and boot them squarely in the hoop.

Breaking Mews from the Orifice….

Why is that breaking news though?

It is important to me. I chuck it over the fence into next door’s garden because it is their cat.

Who is Hannah?

Who is Hannah?

She’s Harry’s next door neighbour.

She doesn’t like it when there are cows because Harry shovels their shite over her fence too.

He was attacked by one as a child?

Pretending to be a child, or like totally trans?

Hannah is seeing cows? Before you know it, she will be complaining about several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

Rachel

I liked that. Mainly ‘cos I saw then do AHM live when I was in my “they can do no wrong phase.”
Turns out I was wrong.

How do the cows feel about these cats now? Could we not gather everybody around to discuss feelings and suchlike?

How do the cows feel about these cats now?

Dunno,…but apparently the Pope can’t get enough of them.

Seems he’s a Cataholic

Holy cow.

So was the Breaking News sidebar the reason the site closed this morning? Had Hannah suddenly acquired Bovinophobia?