Somehow, my rear brake pads must have got contaminated – just not getting braking power. They are barely worn, so how can I save them?

Put them in a deep fat frier or something like that. Or bake them in a victoria sponge cake at gas mark 6.

But new pads are dead cheap from superstar if you’ve already eaten.

oven for 20mins at 180

Or bake them in a victoria sponge cake at gas mark 6

Mmm tasty. And not what I was expecting.