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  • Boris Johnson!
  • Premier Icon davros
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    I’m sure the good people of Tamworth will re-elect him.

    Premier Icon PJM1974
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    Well.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    He fell on who’s sword? 😂

    why do these people still stay as an MP?

    Patterson thought he could too

    Johnson needs to show leadership so when he gets back from his G7 jollies, he’ll be getting the whip removed after some waffling

    That’s 4 possible by-elections coming up:

    Windsor – bankruptcy trial
    Somerton & Frome – coke & hookers
    Home counties MP we can’t name- nipplegate
    Now Tamworth – Pinchy pincher

    Premier Icon PJM1974
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    pjm – Steve Baker does not have a place on the 1922 exec; he has put himself forward as a candidate.

    Thank you, I stand corrected.

    Premier Icon greyspoke
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    he’ll be getting the whip removed after some waffling

    I’ve looked up waffling in Urban Dictionary. Extroardinary, but nothing actually involving whips.

    Premier Icon breatheeasy
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    That’s 4 possible by-elections coming up:

    Windsor – bankruptcy trial
    Somerton & Frome – coke & hookers
    Home counties MP we can’t name- nipplegate
    Now Tamworth – Pinchy pincher

    Five if you include the possiblity the committee decide good ol’ BoJo lied to parliament and give him a long enough suspension and he gets a recall.

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    Surname: Pincher

    He’s changing it to Pinchim.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    This is funny

    Premier Icon Poopscoop
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    ^^Lol, that is a bit weird.

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    Boris seems very nervous about getting his collar felt……🤔

    Premier Icon dudeofdoom
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    TBH I’m still amazed that it’s acceptable to get caught getting a nosh in your Parliamentry office and not have to resign.

    That’s not even going on the cheating on the missus aspect which used to cost you your job back in the day.

    As well as trying to get the nosher a nice job as well.

    As well as the abuse of power and taking advantage of staff.

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    Put aside your disbelief that Johnson has a hairdresser….

    But this is apparently true

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    While im on the gossip train

    That Pincher really sounds normal

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    Put aside your disbelief that Johnson has a hairdresser….

    Well they obviously didn’t get the job based on their hairdressing ability…..

    Premier Icon dudeofdoom
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    Isn’t this the problem with Johnson, that it’s impossible to easily discern fact from fiction as it’s all plausible due to his prior history.

    Premier Icon dissonance
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    Put aside your disbelief that Johnson has a hairdresser….

    I can believe that in the same way he had someone teaching him about technology.
    Better to pay them as a hairdresser than try and get them a senior post in government I guess.

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    dudeofdoom
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    TBH I’m still amazed that it’s acceptable to get caught getting a nosh in your Parliamentry office and not have to resign.

    Everything is acceptable with teflon boris.
    Looking back, isn’t it bizarre that Nick Clegg resigned for merely breaking an election pledge.

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    That Pincher really sounds normal

    He had resigned a few years back as deputy whip when a prospective mp complained about his behaviour.
    The tories investigation found no problems though and so he rose onwards and upwards.

    Premier Icon mrchrispy
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    The ‘one swallow doesn’t make a summer’ post from yesterday isnt getting enough praise.
    very good.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    blowback 😉 on Johnson

    latest Ispos poll (pre pinchergate) has Labur with an 11pt lead

    This government have more Scandals than Planet X!

    Premier Icon super_12
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    What the hell is wrong with Westminster?

    The UK endorsed crass nationalism (by a narrow margin) and this prompted a (further) decline in the general behaviour of those elected to parliament – both in the messaging it sent to the existing ones and the type of candidate it favours.

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    Resigning is just, like… SOOOOOOOOO twentieth century, yeah?

    Drunkenly groping people is neither here nor there with this lot. It doesn’t even register.

    The press do see to be massively hinting that there’s a whole world of super-injunctions presently going on out there, particularly with the fly-tipped sofa himself. It does make you wonder what the bloody hell really is going on behind the scenes, given the stuff we do know about that they’re happy to just shrug and brazen out

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    Put aside your disbelief that Johnson has a hairdresser….

    Makes sense though:

    ‘No, I actually like my hair looking like a crashed hay lorry, now, what are we going to do with the next half hour?’

    Premier Icon kilo
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    ‘No, I actually like my hair looking like a crashed hay lorry, now, what are we going to do with the next half hour?’

    Blow dry?

    Premier Icon BillMC
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    Handsy Hancock resigned and he didn’t even get a kiss on the pecker.

    Premier Icon martinhutch
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    Blow dry?

    Something for his weak end, I expect.

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    I can’t decide which is the worse mental image:

    Boris getting noshed off by someone after a top job in the the Foreign Office
    Some creepy old tory groping and abusing younger men with promises of success in the Conservative party

    This is to say nothing of the Canadian hairdresser.

    Endemic, from the top. Pure sleaze.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    Johnson still refusing to sack him because he’s a loyal & effective Whip

    meanwhile

    Premier Icon Poopscoop
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    I can only wonder what history will make of this government and the road it’s taken us down.

    Very little shocks me anymore.

    We have a long way to fall still.

    Which is great.😐

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    Why stress the “Canadian” aspect of the story?

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    I can only wonder what history will make of this government and the road it’s taken us down.

    Hope I live long enough to see the official archives opened in 30 years time

    Premier Icon Superficial
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    Why stress the “Canadian” aspect of the story?

    In seems sensible – in case there’s more than one tale of debauchery with a hairdresser that comes out in the wash.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    good choice of picture

    Premier Icon dudeofdoom
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    Hope I live long enough to see the official archives opened in 30 years time

    Ooh I don’t think it’ll be that long, Carries tell all book will probably be a jaw dropper 🙂

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    I’m just thinking about the briefing given to the ‘minder’ of Mr Pincher

    “Yeah, could you just accompany him at all times and try and make sure he doesn’t sexually assault anyone?”

    And that’s what passes for normal in the Tory party under Boris Johnson

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    Very little shocks me anymore.

    We have a long way to fall still.

    I’m at the same stage with this as I was with Donald Trump. As soon as you think he’s said/done something that will get him impeached or lose him support, he lowers the bar AGAIN. Johnson is the same – a Poundshop Trump enabling and pretty much encouraging all manner of sleaze and corruption and cronyism so long as it keeps him in the top job.

    They’ve long since lost interest in running the country, it’s just the last desperate throes of asset stripping now.

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    This government have more Scandals than Planet X!

    But they’re all out of small and medium – in fact they only have XXXXXL scandals left.

    Premier Icon binners
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    This missive to the prime minister is some state-of-the-art minimising. “I’ve embarrassed myself and other people” is surely the most twee possible way of saying: “I am alleged to have sexually assaulted two people.” It’s the Live, Laugh, Love of predatory behaviour.

    Premier Icon davros
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    The longer they take to sack him the more damage done. Good. He’ll end up resigning like tractor shagger.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    Johnson says he ‘considers the matter closed’

    Sunday papers are going to be funny

    Of course theres the very real possibility that it will get bumped off for another news story – because you can be the next Johnson scandal is just waiting to explode

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