- Boris Johnson!
This speech is amazing.
while I know what you mean, you know that most of the press will show the bit where he says he’s would “rather die in a ditch” and is prepared to have his brother resign rather than not deliver Brexit, while stood in front of a bunch of NEW cops.Posted 4 months agoBoardinBobSubscriber
Surely he’s now being seen for the incompetent Buffoon he really is.
No more handy soundbites or carefully managed appearances.
He’s front and centre now and being shown up as the shambolic, stuttering, clueless clownshoe he really is. He inspires absolutely zero confidence.Posted 4 months agothepuristSubscriber
I’ve just realised Boris’ genius plan. He’s already promised to lie in front of a bulldozer to stop Heathrow, so was in a spot of bother before the whole dead in a ditch thing. If he now goes off and finds a suitable ditch near Heathrow he can lie in that in front of the bulldozer, not actually get killed as the bulldozer trundles over him but then say he did his best on two promises with just one muddy suit. And you all though he was a buffoon!Posted 4 months agobowglieSubscriber
thepurist – by gum, I think you’ve got it! I volunteer to drive the bulldozer, as I’ve never driven one before, but I’d give it a good go, what’s the worst that could happen – might get stuck in a ditch, but, I mean Gove said we don’t need experts for anything. Oh, I’m also volunteering to carry out any surgery that Gove or his family needs, ‘cos y’know, you don’t need experts😁Posted 4 months agokimbersSubscriber
Monday 2nd August
Excllent weekend, I feel the rebirth of the Tories under my steady hand will leave none in doubt that I’m truly a latter day Churchill.
That egghead Cummings really has a plan! he said with some vehemence he despises lazy, vain and stupid politicians and he assures me that he’ll make them suffer. I’m glad Gove recommended we bring him in.
He made me say I really dont want an election, not sure why, I’ve stuffed old faggy breath farage & corbyns a useless commie.
Carrie has bought a dog, not sure about that but she says it’ll be great optics.
Tuesday 3rd August
Those clowns in the opposition think they can make me ask for an extension, Cummings says that anyone who dares defy the PM (well he said ‘defy him’, but hes obviously talking about me) will be out on their arses. That’ll put whiny Hammond in his place.
The dog is pissing and shitting everywhere, Carrie says she can train dogs to be loyal.
Wednesday 4th August
**** last night was a disaster, Cummings made me fire 20 of my MPs, he tells me it’s all part of the plan, not seen him today, he was smashed last night hes got through a case of my best wines and half my coke.
It’s ok I’m sure the old boys in the lord’s will block it.
The dog did piss on Goveys shoes so I think we’ll keep it around.
Thursday 5th August
Cummings tells me it’s going to be OK, he’s got a strong plan to send out a law and order message.
Some of my MPs are a bit annoyed about me firing old Soamsey, still, love and war !
Bugger now Jo has quit too, hes still angry because he caught me cheating at monopoly last Xmas, must be that.
Also a police cadet fainted behind me, silly girl, obviously doesn’t get how important this is to me !
Leeds was even worse than I expected, this must have been how Alexander felt as he entered the barbarian lands.
Friday 6th AugustPosted 4 months ago
Corbyn wont give me my election, not sure Cummings plan to take away my majority was the best, but he tells me he’s got a stellar plan for a fried chicken gag.
Had to go to bloody Scotland too, they hate me up there.
Could’nt even take it out on Carrie, in case Saj overheard, went to kick the dog but slipped in a turd and fell on my arse.binnersSubscriber
Does he actually think he’s still at school?Posted 4 months agotheotherjonvSubscriber
He’s working on the basis that if he does go against the law requiring him to request an extension, by that point the criminal justice system will have been reduced to rubble sufficiently that he’ll never be prosecuted anyway….
long read but worth itPosted 4 months agomaccruiskeenSubscriber
That’ll be another first to add to his rapidly lengthening list
of course we have to look at this in the context of the Trump administration. We can’t take any comfort from Johnson’s incompetence as it comes as no surprise -like Trump he established himself as incompetent long ago and got the job anyway. For anyone else this string of failures would do huge reputatonal damage.
Blair had 4 defeats in his whole tenure as PM. Same number for Thatcher. Four defeats per decade verses six in a week.
But him being shit at the job doesn’t matter to the people who put him in power, and it won’t do any damage to his popularity.Posted 4 months agojekkylSubscriber
Just when you thought he couldn’t lose the plot any further,
Posted 4 months agotomdSubscriber
The most shamelessly political bridge idea since Putin connected up Crimea.
You could knock a good chunk off the road journey timen to NI by dualing the road from Gretna to Stranraer, at a fraction of the cost.
The cost:benefit of this bridge would be hilarious, versus say building a proper rail connections betweens Manchester / Leeds / Liverpool / Hull / Sheffield or 15bn of proper cyle infrastructure.Posted 4 months ago
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