Riding tomorrow. Wife working. Kids asleep. Been pissed almost every day for a fortnight. What to do?

Buy a cricket bat.

Kebab

Buy a cricket bat.

I see what you did there.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccjfSyO9ncM[/video]

Recreational drugs, all of them?

Well this threads idled away 12 mins of my senseless existence. In response the above

Precisely
Possibly
Quite
Haven’t got any

Give up booze, go for a run & sweat it out man.

Then..

Have a wan…

Service the bike. Make it all shiney and stuff.

a man who has a family, whose wife is out?, whose kids are asleep? must simply be bored with life itself

edge yourself for the next few hours

Alas, she’s in but working.

Update: I’ve put a coat on

Kebabs a short walk I hope, tis chilly out

Clean your drivetrain?

Another partial success. Went for a quick spin. Picked up wrong battery pack. Got to the bottom of a fairly techy downhill bit (thankfully) and was plunged in to darkness. Never fear, got me emergency ligjt in my pack. Or have I? No. Rode home on my phone torch. What a tit.

Should have got pissed.

Maybe have a few drinks and then go for a ride..

Another partial success. Went for a quick spin. Picked up wrong battery pack. Got to the bottom of a fairly techy downhill bit (thankfully) and was plunged in to darkness. Never fear, got me emergency ligjt in my pack. Or have I? No. Rode home on my phone torch. What a tit.

Adrenaline rush to break up the boredom; sounds like a win to me.

Surely a Pot Noodle and a w#@k?

lol.

http://slither.io/

It’s either that or play with your own worm, apparently.

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