I’ll start with “I Partridge” Keep getting some really funny looks when I burst out laughing at some point on nearly every page. Probably because I read it in my head in the voice of Alan Partridge. I have to stop reading out of pure embarrassment.

pop up karma sutra?

A copy of this with a dedication from the author?

A mate on mine’s brother did a degree in human anatomy and used to read the text books on the train. Chapter 6 – How to bandsaw a head in half

When I used to train commute, I’d often read journals en route.
Given the often gory nature, I’d be discreet about it.
One day I got up to shift my bike, and put the journal on the table (closed I thought).

A chap walked past me and said “naughty boy, reading stuff like that” and got off….

When I got back to othe table, I’d obviously slammed the mag down, and it flopped open on a half page spread of a high quality image of a manky, infected c0ck……
Joy…..

DrP

I love a good train crash, read several books whilst on trains! Likewise plane crash books when on planes.

‘Bad Wisdom’ by the guy from KLF. It has a rather disturbing scene involving Nuns on a train, on the way to the north pole…

I’ll start with “I Partridge” Keep getting some really funny looks when I burst out laughing at some point on nearly every page. Probably because I read it in my head in the voice of Alan Partridge. I have to stop reading out of pure embarrassment.

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I bought the audiobook rather than the physical book just so I could hear it read by ‘him’.

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Do glossy mags count? In which case, too many to mention

I bought the audiobook rather than the physical book just so I could hear it read by ‘him’.

when AP came out with “Tea Aids” I almost wet ’em

Anything, even the newspaper:

http://arbroath.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/train-driver-caught-reading-newspaper.html

My copy of Fisting for Beginners got me a few looks on the Friday commute.

love a good train crash, read several books whilst on trains! Likewise plane crash books when on planes.

Red for Danger, and Hidden Dangers, along with beyond Hidden Dangers are good reads about train accidents, along with
http://www.railwaysarchive.co.uk/

Best book to read on a train,

Chavs, the demonisation ofthe working classes,