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  • crush83
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    I am 99% sure my wife has put all my cycling clothing in a bag ( by accident she says) among other old clothes and taken them to the thrift shop!

    A pair of padded shorts, my troy lee skyline shorts and 2 jerseys.

    Raging doesn’t cover how I feel!

    Need to get down there tomorrow and have a look on the rails.

    Angry angry angry.

    druidh
    Free Member

    That’s ALL your cycling clothing?

    Drac
    Full Member

    Any bikes, which charity shop?

    Not anymore Druid.

    boblo
    Free Member

    New gear, hooray! 🙂

    Mooly
    Free Member

    Maybe she’s got you a load of new stuff for xmas.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I’M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!

    TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!

    /types furiously

    Markie
    Free Member

    How long have you been married? I’d guess not long – calm down and relax, secure in the knowledge that sometime in the years to come you’ll make a bigger mistake by far. And so will she. It’s some clothes, it’s an accident.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    That’s ALL your cycling clothing?

    I’m impressed someone has any cycling clothing on here.

    …next people will be saying they have bikes.

    …then riding them!

    Imagine that!

    crush83
    Free Member

    That’s ALL your cycling clothing?

    ha ha, yes just buy when i ware it out.

    I’M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW! TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!

    better for my health and my bike than shouting at her! lol

    Jamie
    Free Member

    better for my health and my bike than shouting at her! lol

    I dunno, best to get it off your chest. Bottling things up is not the way to go.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    If you ride on the weekend, two sets of gear is about right…

    Merak
    Free Member

    Markie – Member
    calm down and relax,It’s some clothes, it’s an accident.

    Loving your Zen approach there Markie. Id have all the toys out the pram by now. 😳

    Bit precious when it comes to clobber.

    mikey74
    Free Member

    Either

    A) You don’t trust what your wife says, and you therefore have some marital issues to work out.

    OR

    B) Your wife did it deliberately and you have some marital issues to work out.

    :mrgreen:

    Merak
    Free Member

    ha ha, yes just buy when i ware it out.

    I and wear.

    PiknMix
    Free Member

    The best bit is it might not go out in the shop it’s donated at. Happy hunting!

    VanHalen
    Full Member

    Surely this in an opportunity for new kit that is totally sanctioned and guilt free?

    rudebwoy
    Free Member

    well maybe a coincidence, but a mate of mine got a load of cycling gear in a charity shop in lincoln today !

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    Maybe she wants you to embrace the Lycra instead of baggies.

    Markie
    Free Member

    Loving your Zen approach there Markie. Id have all the toys out the pram by now.

    Bit precious when it comes to clobber.

    Regrettably, it’s actually a selfish approach – I make enough mistakes myself that I can’t really ride other people too hard for theirs! 😳

    crush83
    Free Member

    I do trust her but I will still be off for a look in the shop in the morning!

    I have been eyeing up some raceface ambush shorts………. And a north face jersey.

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    Find her favourite pair of shoes …..

    BobaFatt
    Free Member

    Ah marriage. You can’t beat it

    bazwadah
    Free Member

    Junkyard – Member
    Find her favourite pair of shoes …..

    ….and wee in them? or give them to charity? 🙂

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Find her favourite pair of shoes …..

    and all of her handbags – make the trip to the charity shop really worthwhile.

    stevewhyte
    Free Member

    That might be seen as revenge.

    Not a happy marriage it makes……..

    crashtestmonkey
    Free Member

    oldgit
    Free Member

    Ride bike.
    Get dirty and sweaty.
    Take off kit.
    Wash it yourself
    Put it away.

    I don’t let my missus spanner my bike, and I don’t let her touch my kit.

    retro83
    Free Member

    oldgit – Member
    Ride bike.
    Get dirty and sweaty.
    Take off kit.
    Wash it yourself
    Put it away.

    I don’t let my missus spanner my bike, and I don’t let her touch my kit.

    Last time I tried that, I melted my one-ride old £30 sealskinz socks and made my merino top a suitable size for an action man to wear 😆 in my defence the ‘dry for 3 hours’ mode is directly opposite ‘sports mode’ and the distinguishing dimple on the dial is rather small

    Solo
    Free Member

    and I don’t let her touch my kit.
    😯

    duckman
    Full Member

    bazwadah – Member

    Junkyard – Member
    Find her favourite pair of shoes …..

    ….and wee in them? or give them to charity?

    Posted 10 hours ago # Report-Post

    Both! Have you seen the shoes in charity shops?

    convert
    Full Member

    Probably about the right time to show her the Rapha website and ask her which of their tops & shorts she thinks you should buy to replace the stuff SHE lost. When you decide “for the sake of the family” to replace with inferior cheap (in comparison to Rapha) clobber you’ll also have some brownie points in the bank and justified reason to lift an eyebrow at the next excessive bag/shoe/soft furnishing purchase.

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    bloody wife!

    I know, every month, it’s digusting!
    sorry 😡

    globalti
    Free Member

    My Mrs was in a filthy mood (as always) and she deliberately stuck my merino base layer in a hot wash; it came out felted and baby size. Did she care? Did she flip.

    piemonster
    Free Member

    I struggle with long sentences

    So, your wife has chariteed you kit. Just before crimbo.

    Guilt + Crimbo = new kit

    piemonster
    Free Member

    Also, the chasing a bear with the bat is really rather good

    avdave2
    Full Member

    When my now wife first moved in with me 20 odd years ago we were walking past a local charity shop when I pointed out they had the same delightful 70’s china that I had. She went very quiet and quickly changed the subject.

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