Had my new phone 2 days, i have just sat on it, and cracked the screen, so now it doesn’t work!

I’m not happy!

never mind the phone, what about that enormous, phone crushing ARSE ??

Boney arse i suspect, bloody touch screen, crappy sensitive screen!!

Insurance. You DO have it, don’t you?

Nope…well home insurance, but £100 excess there.

Expensive.

you can get replacement screens starting at about 50quid

what phone?

Nokia 5800:

oh dear, why did you buy that? where did you buy it from?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nokia-5800-lcd-Approved-repair-service_W0QQitemZ300299807299QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090312?IMSfp=TL090312128001r28882

cock

I think he said he did it with his arse Olly?

which shop did you get it from? did you pay on a credit card?

Thanks for that Mark, that looks very hopeful.

I spoke to Orange, and they said they’ll deliver a new phone tomorrow for me, at the cost of £70…

I bought it from Orange, over the phone, as i just basically wanted to upgrade my contract, as i was going well over the minutes.