Went to BF, only the once,parked in the pub car park,went in and the pub went quiet, 40 pairs of eyes staring at us, ordered a coke and a shandy, went to sit down, and everyone looking at us.
Decided to leave,went outside and somebody had painted my car green, went back in (internet forum thug mode on) and said in a very loud voice, SOMEBODY HAS PAINTED MY CAR GREEN, a man mountain of a chap stood up, 21 stone of solid muscle and little brain,IPAINTED YOUR CAR GREEN, says he, (Me in an internet weak liberal sort of voice) said, drying lovely it is,and bid a hasty retreat.
LOL, big thanks to max boyce