Sunday, I rode past dead geese in a ditch, Monday, I rode past five reindeer being ‘walked’. Today I got pecked at by ostriches as I was changing a tube. I’m going for otters reading the paper in a gazebo tomorrow.

Shoreditch is a bit like that sometimes.

Work mate picked a dead otter up of the A14 at Kettering last week though it didn’t have a paper with it.

he picked it up? what did he do with it?

It was one of those ‘special’ pick up sites they have near Kettering so don’t ask what he did with it, just assume a wet otters pocket.

he picked it up? what did he do with it?

He dropped it back into out depot where our biodiversity lot shove it in a fridge then they send it to some university where they slice and dice it to see what it has been living on, how healthy it was that sort of thing.