Bicycles that cost the same as a new Suzuki GSX-S1000F

I don’t care if its carbon and has xtr bits. ITS OVERPRICED

Bikes that are annoying – Bromptons! No idea why but they just get on my tits.

They annoy me because they’re so hateful to ride.

That Whyte is minging.

Erm, it’s a well-proportioned, plain HT that looks like every other Whyte HT from recent memory. What could you possibly think was minging about it? The wheels should be 29in though.

All the uk full suss bikes that can’t fit a full size water bottle, or worse still put it under the down tube to get covered in crap.

Apart from Oranges, because they are Oranges. And who’d want to spoil their graceful, elegant lines with a water bottle anyway?

I’ve just moved house this year and got a nice big new garage, my car fits in really well but what I’m struggling with is where to fit the MASSIVE 29″ wheeled, long wheel base, wide barred trail bike.

As above, get the car back outside where it belongs.

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