Bike Porn Thread

http://www.pbkblog.com/hand-made-frames-from-heaven/2010/

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Scott Spark 2012

Custom Yeti 25th anniversary

I little bit of sick just popped into my mouth.

I love my 575 but that sir, is gopping.
My own-

Yossarian: do you love goooooold?!

Unquestionably, the most Evil bike ever:

Love the yeti!

I think the definition of ‘bike porn’ needs to be stated because people obviously don’t know what it is.

Definition of Bike Porn is 2-fold:
1) It has to get you exited – that could be a little niche!

and

2) If you purchased it and the wife found it secreted away in the top of your wardrobe/shed then she would go nuts. This is largely because of price and the fact that you kept it from her.

My current porn is:

In 1980 I had some Nike trainers that looked like that Yeti.

I’ve got a 575 but have to agree that the anniversary edition looks like it’s been coloured in by a five year old.

This makes me go a little weak.

ice, ice baby

kiddie porn

OK, two bikes that get my VERY excited at the moment are these. And I don’t like (aka, never ridden) 29ers and can’t see the point in fixies…

and…

kiddie porn

In his prison cell, Gary Glitter just woke up….

I’m going to have to go and knock one out after seeing these

ok.. this is a bit readers wives perhaps but here goes..

not ridiculously exotic but way out of my league at the moment..

and this is more like a cheeky fling that I’d like to have..

This is doing it for me at the moment. The carbon on will make me pop, deffo.

i know that people here will shake their heads with disapproval of what i consider bike porn.but my new bike does it for me (i know that it isn’t super expensive/super rare e.t.c) but it ticks all the boxes for me as to what i love about bikes (tis retro/modern 😀 when they said skinny tubing they weren’t kidding 😀

I think it looks pretty sweet, racefaceec90

spen1 thanks 😀

I dread to think what passes for actual porn if this lot is considered ‘bike porn’.

Christ on a bike, dullness.

I agree with you crikey – utter dullness.
the trike is the best bike so far in this thread.

crikey & on and on – So, instead of being all snobby, what’s your take on bike porn?

this sort of thing usually get’s them frothing..

Not one good looking bike posted on this thread so far.

f-k the haters, i want a wooden bike! long gone are the days where i find full-sus bikes aesthetically pleasing, though i can surely appreciate how nice some would be to ride!

a nice, well made steel frame is what i like now! :O

here’s mine
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Whoever is responsible for the Yeti needs a slapped face its ‘orrible!!

The Scott Spark whilst nice is failing badly with those white walls yuk , i got enough grief in a thread just suggesting white rims blimey.

Been as exciting as looking at pics of nuns so far. 🙂

This thread is crap. Either people posting ugly ‘niche’ bikes or their own bikes (none of which I’d class as ‘porn’).

This thread is crap. Either people posting ugly ‘niche’ bikes or their own bikes (none of which I’d class as ‘porn’).

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no nice bikes out there at the moment then praps..? Or perhaps people are generally emotionally satisfied and don’t need to rely on footage portraying scenes of the sexual exploitation of bicycles for personal gratification at present..

or maybe it’s that the fashionisti are out riding today..?

It’s not up to the usualstandards for sure..

I’m loving the wooden frame action, bit heavy but way way up on the cool stakes…for me anyway.

or something more classic

*waits for sc-xc’s Centerparc’s offering…*

one mans bike porn is another mans tat.