Gentlemen’s Evening tonight to celebrate the return home of the mad nationalist Polish Judo bloke.

Should I get pissed, or not?

If I do, it’s bound to get messy.
The last one involved being escorted away from the local prison after trying to start an early morning barbeque in what we were later informed was their car park.

I’m also back in work on Friday which isn’t a whole lot of recovery time.
I can already see the hangover coming in low across the Pennines and it ain’t pretty.

But if I don’t, it’s not going to be half as funny.

What should I do, oh wise ones?

Go Power Kiting instead?

you have a day off before getting back to work! go for it.
Any responsibilities (kids?) on Thursday?

Don’t drink.

Also, don’t forget to breath and wipe your arse 😉

10 pints of a nice pale or blonde shouldn’t leave you with too much of a hangover. 😀
stay away from the red wine and spirits.

mad nationalist Polish Judo bloke.

Brzyan Jackzsz?

carpe diem get shitfaced

perchypanther – Member
mad nationalist Polish Judo bloke.
Brzyan Jackzsz?

Genuine LOLz at that. 😆

You’re a bloke from Burnley and you’re asking if you should go and get pissed? Have some self-respect FFS

carpe diem

The Poles may like to eat Carp at Christmas, but it is not to be recommended.

I thought this was going to be a question of which booze, yes is the obvious answer to the actual question.

The answer to the question in my head would be session ales, about 3.5-3.8%, definitely avoid wine and strong lager.

HTH

Just have one, or maybe one and a half.

That plan always works out fine for me.

😉

As above.

Get on a nice ‘session beer’ at the sub 4% mark and go for it!

Don’t be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.

Always opt for mid to late session food – curry or kebab.

I’m sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

Alternate alcohol with soft drinks.

Wait. Did I just say that?

Ignore me, I do not know what I am talking about.

Get on a nice ‘session beer’ at the sub 4% mark and go for it!
Don’t be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.
I’m sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

I’m aware of the theory, yes.

In practice, I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

Also accompanying us tonight are a remorseful punk, a sloppy Muslim and a nurse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Albert Steptoe.

I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

😆

Booze is such a rubbish drug. Go camping in the woods and take some MDMA/LSD/DMT/Ketamine. In that order.

Edit: Just seen that you’re back in work on Friday morning. Do not, I repeat: Do not do this.

Get on a nice ‘session beer’ at the sub 4% mark and go for it!
Don’t be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.
I’m sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

or alternatively….

Hit the odd spirit to avoid getting too bloated on pints.
A half decent Polish vodka would be ideal. Zubrowka will do, Belvedere is nasty and overpriced.
You need to stay focussed and lively to keep up with a Pole, use a trick like punching in the mouth anyone that uses the phrase “session beer” to keep things interesting.
There is an equilibrium where the Pole will be so drunk he does not realise he’s speaking in Polish, but you’re so drunk you can understand what he’s saying.
Achieve that and you’ve reached Anglo-Polish drinking nirvana!
😀

You need session beer. Apply structural soakage kebab as needed.

Right.

Been out for a ride, had a chicken and bacon butty, decision made:

Guinness.

Should keep me out of Kobedi King ’till midnight and if I overdo things it should just involve snoring instead of an unplanned conversation with PC Knapweed.

Wish me luck.

Full report tomorrow please

APF

Polish beer and a wife beater t-shirt, make him feel welcome?

polish vodka, only way this will work! 🙂

Am sat in a pub in Rochdale with Lisa Stanfield.

The maudlin punk used to be her mum’s care worker.

She doesn’t remember.

Slightly awkward.

our Lisa! my ex girlfriend from Bury used to live near her. maybe she remembers the family? could be awkward though 😀

I once got very drunk on Finish vodka while trying to outdrink a group of Polish gents. It was a singing competition and the only way I could get them to sing was by me downing two shots per song. Five songs later and they had shed the normal Polish reserve. Still our combined Welsh/English rendition of my, my, my Delilah won the night. The Polish guys won the morning though!

It was the mother in law’s care worker.
Not the mother’s.
Hence the confusion.

I have pictures.
And bourbon.

Am sat in a pub in Rochdale with Lisa Stanfield

The cemetery? It’s her local.

decision made:

Guinness.

I have pictures.
And bourbon.

I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

The Baum.
She s very little.

Well travelled, though.

Keep posting Rusty, this could be thread of the year 😆

Well travelled, though.

😆

That was funny and…

Correctly placed on the temporal continuum.

Following with interest

That was funny and…

Correctly placed on the temporal continuum.

Now I’m wondering if she’s Madeline McCann’s mother. #toosoon?

Following with interest

So is Rusty.

Also accompanying us tonight are a remorseful punk, a sloppy Muslim and a nurse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Albert Steptoe.

With the above company, not drinking would be a huge mistake. Albert Steptoe sounds kinky though 😆