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  • Bet you cannot guess what my mother in law sent my 2 year old in the post today
  • Premier Icon highclimber
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    c’mon already!

    Premier Icon highclimber
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    double post, sorry.

    Premier Icon sor
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    Is it a Fantastic Four set? Obviously the invisible girl is invisible so that means there’s only three things in the box – the stretchy guy, The Thing (broke in half, hence two of them?) and the one that sets things on fire.

    Premier Icon passtherizla
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    bored now…

    Premier Icon JEngledow
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    2 fingers, a thumb and an ear?

    Premier Icon rogg
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    a sense of ennui?

    Premier Icon mudshark
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    a picture of you, a gun and two bullets (just to be sure)?

    Premier Icon Ro5ey
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    C’mon

    Tell, tell

    Premier Icon geetee1972
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    Here you go – and I promise you I’m not making this up!

    As I said, I think I know what it’s for. Want to take a guess?

    Premier Icon maycontainnuts
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    Edit: F##k me!

    Premier Icon cozz
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    circumcision kit and a pot of vaseline ?

    Premier Icon cozz
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    pirate costume – earings and a eye patch

    Premier Icon thomthumb
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    at least there clean. my house mates sent me dirty thong in the post!

    Premier Icon mudshark
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    Dress him up then post a pic (as a pirate BTW!)

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    HolyMoG..

    You MinL’s a Good Girl…!

    We need phone numbers and or a website shes on..

    Premier Icon rogg
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    Whatever it’s for, it’s wrong. She is a bad lady.

    Premier Icon MarkyG82
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    A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.

    Premier Icon fadda
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    Stupid phone – I can’t make out what it is…

    Premier Icon geetee1972
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    pirate costume – earings and a eye patch

    You know I am sooooo relieved to read you write that! I thought it might be, guessing that the ‘thongs’ were for the eye patch. No idea what the stockings are for though.

    I’m guesing you’ve dressed up as a pirate before then?

    Premier Icon djglover
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    You must have got the wrong present surely a mix up

    Premier Icon camo16
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    Erm… I’m pretty sure you never saw Black Beard in Silkies Ultra. 😯

    Long John Silver was a thong man, or so I hear though…

    Premier Icon druidh
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    Two thongs, a “pair” of knee-highs and a bag of jewellery? – that’s more than 3/4 things.

    Premier Icon cozz
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    yeah, I always wear the stockings as well, not sure if it make me look more conviving or not – but sure feels nice !

    Premier Icon rogg
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    No idea what the stockings are for though.

    They’re for the ‘littlest armed robber’ outfit. The sawn-off’s on its way.

    Premier Icon druidh
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    I can see the similarities right enough

    Premier Icon camo16
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    But, if it’s all a horrible mistake, the copy of ‘Shaky Sam Spanks the Stegosaurus’ went to…?

    Premier Icon RealMan
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    Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn’t disappoint.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    druidh wins ‘sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate’ post of the day.

    Premier Icon JEngledow
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    Is this the intended recipient enjoying the package meant for your 2yr old?

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    geetee1972 – Member

    Im struggling to think of anything that isn’t rude or offensive, so I’ll go with juggling balls.

    I’d go with rude and offensive. You’re more likely to be right!
    I’d rather not risk a banning, my own mind scares and disturbs me.

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.

    I did wonder that, but if it is, she’s got it very very badly wrong.

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    druidh wins ‘sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate’ post of the day.

    My apologies if anyone finds that photo offensive, but it was the first I found of a pirate wearing anything like a pair of knee-highs.

    Premier Icon geetee1972
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    Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn’t disappoint.

    Glad it entertained!

    Premier Icon CaptJon
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    What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them? 😉

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    so will you ask her what it’s all about or just get him to send a thankyou note to grandma?

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    My apologies if anyone finds that photo offensive, but it was the first I found of a pirate wearing anything like a pair of knee-highs.

    Premier Icon geetee1972
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    What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them?

    Not entirely sure I want to pass them on to be honest. I may not even tell the wife about it.

    It can be our (STW) little secret….. 😉

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    I may not even tell the wife about it

    so when the MiL says to your wife “sorry about the mix up what did you do with my knickers, knee highs and jewellery?” and your wife asks you, how exactly will you be explaining the fact you having secretly stashed them away somewhere?
    🙂

    Premier Icon nbt
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    s it MrsTee’s birthday soon?

    is it *your* birthday soon and the present should have been opened by your missus to use a nice surprise for you?

    (acksherly I know it was a couple of days ago)

    Premier Icon geetee1972
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    OK update for you. The wife just got home and wet herself laughing over this post.

    However, it turns out that the ‘pirate making kit’ is JUST the jewellry. The ‘other items’ were apparently left there on our last trip although my wife does assure me that the knickers are new and have not been worn.

    So there you go. I just aired my wife’s knickers on STW 😀

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