Bet you cannot guess what my mother in law sent my 2 year old in the post today
c’mon already!Posted 8 years ago
double post, sorry.Posted 8 years ago
Is it a Fantastic Four set? Obviously the invisible girl is invisible so that means there’s only three things in the box – the stretchy guy, The Thing (broke in half, hence two of them?) and the one that sets things on fire.Posted 8 years ago
bored now…Posted 8 years ago
2 fingers, a thumb and an ear?Posted 8 years ago
a sense of ennui?Posted 8 years ago
a picture of you, a gun and two bullets (just to be sure)?Posted 8 years ago
Tell, tellPosted 8 years ago
Here you go – and I promise you I’m not making this up!
As I said, I think I know what it’s for. Want to take a guess?Posted 8 years ago
Edit: F##k me!Posted 8 years ago
circumcision kit and a pot of vaseline ?Posted 8 years ago
pirate costume – earings and a eye patchPosted 8 years ago
at least there clean. my house mates sent me dirty thong in the post!Posted 8 years ago
Dress him up then post a pic (as a pirate BTW!)Posted 8 years ago
You MinL’s a Good Girl…!
We need phone numbers and or a website shes on..Posted 8 years ago
Whatever it’s for, it’s wrong. She is a bad lady.Posted 8 years ago
A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.Posted 8 years ago
Stupid phone – I can’t make out what it is…Posted 8 years ago
pirate costume – earings and a eye patch
You know I am sooooo relieved to read you write that! I thought it might be, guessing that the ‘thongs’ were for the eye patch. No idea what the stockings are for though.
I’m guesing you’ve dressed up as a pirate before then?Posted 8 years ago
You must have got the wrong present surely a mix upPosted 8 years ago
Erm… I’m pretty sure you never saw Black Beard in Silkies Ultra. 😯
Long John Silver was a thong man, or so I hear though…Posted 8 years ago
Two thongs, a “pair” of knee-highs and a bag of jewellery? – that’s more than 3/4 things.Posted 8 years ago
yeah, I always wear the stockings as well, not sure if it make me look more conviving or not – but sure feels nice !Posted 8 years ago
No idea what the stockings are for though.
They’re for the ‘littlest armed robber’ outfit. The sawn-off’s on its way.Posted 8 years ago
I can see the similarities right enoughPosted 8 years ago
But, if it’s all a horrible mistake, the copy of ‘Shaky Sam Spanks the Stegosaurus’ went to…?Posted 8 years ago
Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn’t disappoint.Posted 8 years ago
druidh wins ‘sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate’ post of the day.Posted 8 years ago
Is this the intended recipient enjoying the package meant for your 2yr old?
Posted 8 years ago
geetee1972 – Member
Im struggling to think of anything that isn’t rude or offensive, so I’ll go with juggling balls.
I’d go with rude and offensive. You’re more likely to be right!Posted 8 years ago
I’d rather not risk a banning, my own mind scares and disturbs me.
A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.
I did wonder that, but if it is, she’s got it very very badly wrong.Posted 8 years ago
wwaswas – Member
druidh wins ‘sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate’ post of the day.
My apologies if anyone finds that photo offensive, but it was the first I found of a pirate wearing anything like a pair of knee-highs.Posted 8 years ago
Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn’t disappoint.
Glad it entertained!Posted 8 years ago
What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them? 😉Posted 8 years ago
so will you ask her what it’s all about or just get him to send a thankyou note to grandma?Posted 8 years ago
What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them?
Not entirely sure I want to pass them on to be honest. I may not even tell the wife about it.
It can be our (STW) little secret….. 😉Posted 8 years ago
I may not even tell the wife about it
so when the MiL says to your wife “sorry about the mix up what did you do with my knickers, knee highs and jewellery?” and your wife asks you, how exactly will you be explaining the fact you having secretly stashed them away somewhere?Posted 8 years ago
s it MrsTee’s birthday soon?
is it *your* birthday soon and the present should have been opened by your missus to use a nice surprise for you?
(acksherly I know it was a couple of days ago)Posted 8 years ago
OK update for you. The wife just got home and wet herself laughing over this post.
However, it turns out that the ‘pirate making kit’ is JUST the jewellry. The ‘other items’ were apparently left there on our last trip although my wife does assure me that the knickers are new and have not been worn.
So there you go. I just aired my wife’s knickers on STW 😀Posted 8 years ago
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