Seriously, I just opened the package and am a little concerned. See if you can guess what she sent. There are three items, four actually but two are the same ‘thing’ – there’s a clue in the word ‘thing’ BTW.

I think I know what it might be for, but it’s still a pretty freaky thing to find inside a package addressed to your two year old son.

Let’s put it this way, if it was from anyone else other than my mother in law, I’d be on the phone to the police!

Let’s see your suggestions and then I will post a photograph of the contents!

‘Love Balloons’ from the Early Learning Centre – the ones with the funny little hat at the top?

Rubber fetish clothing.

Kylie Minogue?

Hat, scarf and gloves?
(4 items with 2 the same)

A pair of nipple rings?

Crotchless underwear?

A monorail, a hollowed out volcano and two minions.

just tell us already!

two bags of weed some fags and rizla?

I know! I know!

Was it an owl flying low over sea 3 miles off Hartlepool!

a ‘my first’ crack pipe?

maybe she got the labels mixed up with another parcel and there’s some disappointed wierdo somewhere wondering why he has a box of Playmobil?

Im struggling to think of anything that isn’t rude or offensive, so I’ll go with juggling balls.

At least one of the items already listed is not too far from being right.

a restraining order?

The suspense is killing me already

Im struggling to think of anything that isn’t rude or offensive, so I’ll go with juggling balls.

I’d go with rude and offensive. You’re more likely to be right!

with the time of the year being what it is I am going to suggest fireworks and a box of matches.

A Bible?

pretty freaky thing

Bjork?

George Papandreou?

KY Jelly?

George Papandreou?

Brilliant 😀

2 nuns, a paddling pool and a bucket of mud?

Bjork?

That registers a solid 8 on my LOLometer, well done.

Playboy [TM] branded merchandise?

Spiders?

Urine sample?

Ohhh hang on..

Not your MinL’s underwear…! fergawdsake she’s not doing that already is she ???

“shrugs and walks off confused”

2 nuns, a paddling pool and a bucket of mud?

A build-your-own-joke kit?

Two girls, a video camera, and a cup?

oh christ not ones of these threads again, we’ll be no further forward in 20 pages time.

oh well, A severed rabbits head?

scissors and running shoes?

Police helmet, baton and handcuffs?

Can you post a STW account..?

A ‘Jim Fixed It for Me’ badge?

A Gibson Les Paul?

A youthful wild boar?

A length of “rope” some rohipnol and an aliby?

An F-104 Starfighter?

A fisher price my first pipe, smoking jacket and slippers?

thing 1 and thing 2?
possibly dolls or t-shirts???