oooof… that sounds crap
I once briefly dated a ridiculously tall, attractive and intelligent young blonde sex kitten who was way out of my league..
On the first night that we shared a bed, I slept naked on my stomach, and during the night, I twice erupted a fountain of foul and malodorous chocolate milkshake..
The second time was immediately after we had awoken from the shock of the first and was available for her viewing pleasure in full, naked, duvet pulled back, technicolour..
We stayed together for a good few months longer afterwards somehow too!
Back to the present day and last night, exactly like the previous 420ish nights, my youngest son woke the entire household at least three times during the night demanding attention at full volume, before finally waking fully at some point around dawn.. I have no enthusiasm for the task any more
I’m at the end of my tether 🙁