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  • Premier Icon Nick
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    I nominate in first place

    Ullrich Mellinghoff, head of safety for Mercedes Benz, for, allegedly spouting the pish that has been quoted here and seized upon by

    my second place, Phil Flanders, who as head of the Road Haulage Association can be contacted quite easily if you want to.

    rossi46
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    Surely it would be this wally.

    Although his one redeeming moment was sticking two fingers up at the EU….

    slimjim78
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    I think we should be looking a lot closer to home

    steezysix
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    Although his one redeeming moment was sticking two fingers up at the EU….

    Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party’s funds. Hmm….

    Why is this in the biking forum?

    Premier Icon Nick
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    Because the idiots in question were talking about cyclists?

    Sorry if this some how offends you.

    Premier Icon darrell
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    In a bike forum related theme

    I nominate CRC

    Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party’s funds. Hmm….

    buttercup
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA[/video]

    Why don’t we re-name it the CallmeDave Bellend of the year award…

    Premier Icon rickmeister
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    Come on, Fin Du Cloche please, it ads a bit of elegence to the whole process…

    Premier Icon binners
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    Surely it has to be George “there is no Plan B” Osborne?

    hora
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    Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party’s funds. Hmm….

    Ah, you see your friends Bliar and Brown would like you to see this figure that they left you with:

    -ยฃ1,000,000,000,000.

    Yes, thats a minus at the front.

    RealMan
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    Anyone who cares about Piers Morgan.

    IanMunro
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    After much consideration.
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_pc5hnrMg[/video]

    The award goes to the marketing department, the film production company, the actors, and anyone who’s drunk or considered drinking the stuff after watching the ad.

    loum
    Member

    Although all of the bellends mentioned above are worthy candidates,
    I can’t vote for anyone else but Ullrich Mellinghoff as Overall Total Bellend of the year after reading that first link from Nick.

    If we decide to have some minor awards for sub-categories then how about ( with my nominations in brackets):

    Young Bellend of the year – The London Rioters/Trainer Looters
    Sports Bellend of the year – England’s Great John Terry
    Political Bellend of the year – CallMeDave&SelloutNick [an insepperable double-ended joint award]
    Lifetime Achievement in Bell-Endery – Rupert Murdoch
    Singletrack Bellend of the year – ?

    IanW
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    Piers M, same as last year.

    deadlydarcy
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    the OP’s link to Mellinghoff is taking me to the Phil Flanders article. ๐Ÿ˜•

    wrecker
    Member

    Struggling to see past the Murdochs collectively.
    Lifetime achievement award goes to Piers Morgan.

    allthepies
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    Woppit +1

    (That’s not a vote for Woppit BTW but a concurring vote with Woppit’s choice ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

    deadlydarcy
    Member

    Is that Bob Crowe?

    loum
    Member

    dd
    the phil flanders article second paragraph “on your bike” is the relevant part

    deadlydarcy
    Member

    @ loum, ah yes, I see now. D’oh. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    Elfinsafety
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    I think Bob Crow desrves a special award for so successfully pissing off narrow-minded selfish Little Englanders who think that their need to get to work is far more important than the needs of those who get them there and are charged with ensuring their safety, to protect their livelihoods and ensure decent working conditions (not to mention the continued safety of those who rely on the service they provide). ๐Ÿ˜€

    In fact it pleases me immensely when such selfish Little Englanders are inconvenienced by the actions of those they clearly have little or no respect for. Even better if they are inconvenienced financially. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Bob Crow rocks. Top bloke.

    TandemJeremy
    Member

    Where is my nomination? I have worked hard for it
    *sulks*

    Elfinsafety
    Member

    Thing is though Teej; many of those voting for you would in fact be more deserving of it themselves….

    clubber
    Member

    You’re not a bellend, you’re just a very naughty boy. Other than being a bit nasty to a few people (and frustrating others) I can’t see that you’ve caused any harm as the others above have.

    Sorry

    Mr Woppit
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    allthepies – Member
    Woppit +1

    (That’s not a vote for Woppit BTW but a concurring vote with Woppit’s choice )

    At least I’d win SOMEthing… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    I would like to nominate everyone who voted Tory and who still refuses to repent for it.

    avdave2
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    Where is my nomination? I have worked hard for it

    It wouldn’t be a competition if you were allowed to enter. ๐Ÿ™‚

    BillMC
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    I’d split the prize as there are so many to choose from: Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Clarkson, Pickles.

    deadlydarcy
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    Clarkson, massive cock that he is.

    wrecker
    Member

    Pickles is a good shout.
    How about that repugnant alaskan woman (I always call her the MILF-hunter :D) can she qualify?
    Ed Balls is always there or thereabouts too.
    Sepp Blatter?
    Rob Andrew?

    Premier Icon Lifer
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    hora – Member

    Ah, you see your friends Bliar and Brown would like you to see this figure that they left you with:

    -ยฃ1,000,000,000,000.

    Yes, thats a minus at the front.

    Still buying that? What about growth being projected down again due to the current government’s policy?

    You know Cameron and Osborne didn’t think Labour went far enough with deregulation too, yeah?

    TandemJeremy
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    Sarah Palin must be it. Dim and a corrupt liar. Mind you her quotes are genius

    . “But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.” –Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck’s radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

    “The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.” โ€“-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama’s health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009

    gwaelod
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    my second place, Phil Flanders, who as head of the Road Haulage Association can be contacted quite easily if you want to.

    I knew the Scottish Road Haulage bloke had said some particularly stupid anti cyclist comments. What I hadn’t realised was that he was regurgitating Ian Plimers horseshit too.

    Phil Flanders…truly a **** of the first order

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