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Make way, make way!
Sorry I’m late everyone; bin out all day running around the Great Metropolis, such is the frantic pace of life down here!
Actually I spent some time today in the British Museum, looking at Chinese and Japanese artefacts and stuff. Utterly fascinating and tremendously uplifting. Chatted for a while with some Chinese tourists, who were loving the collection of jade artefacts. They were just loving their trip to London, and it made me, as a Londoner, feel immensely proud.
I’ve had a skim through all this, and it’s just the same old regional jealousy and resentment, with the odd bit of intelligent insight and opinion. Some sheer idiocy too, but I kind of expected that really.
As I’ve said; spreading stuff around the UK will allow the various regions to develop further, and will be good for the whole country. London suffers from having too much pressure placed upon it, cos everything gets squashed into one place. Spread it all out, and I reckon we’ll all benefit a lot more.
London’s success as a city is largely based on it’s geographical location, and historical importance as a port city. IOt has been well placed to adapt and change with the times, and had loads of money spent here to enable it to compete on a global scale. Probbly a disproportionate amount of money has bin invested in it historically, but that’s just how things are. Bristol was once a very rich city, yet Cornwall suffered. It’s how it is. Not a lot we can do about history, is there?
But we can shape the future. I feel that spreading stuff out will be good for Britain as a whole. Maybe one day Middlesborough can be the centre for I dunno, sculpture or dance or something. But it’s up to each region to make the effort to make it work, to develop exciting new stuff, instead of FLIPPIN MOANING ABOUT HOW UNFAIR EVERYTHING IS!!
Seriously, just shut up and get on with it. If you want your region to stand out, then do something about it. Be creative, develop yer own stuff. Give us something a bit more exciting than a Hot Pot and some brass baynds.
Me and Flashy will round up all the Fixie ****ts and send them all Oop North for you lot to sort out. TBh, most of ’em aren’t even from London anyway.
And you can have Croydon. You can bung it next to a nuclear power station or something.
There. All sorted now?
Good.
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