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  • bad parenting admission
  • miketually
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    We got in late tonight, so ordered take away pizza for tea; I’m secretly quite proud that my 5.8 year old daughter ate 5/8 of a 10″ pizza.

    (Disclaimer: we don’t normally do stuff like this – our kids have a stupidly healthy diet and very healthy active lives.)

    deadlydarcy
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    Who you gonna call?

    Supernanny!

    druidh
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    Eh? Bad enough that you need to tell us you bought pizza for tea, but then you need to spout some middle-class, neo-fittist claptrap about childrens diet and exercise?

    rs
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    thats terrible giving that to a 5.8 year old, thats like the first shot of heroin, she’ll now want nothing but pizza for every dinner and by the time she’s 9.6 will be the size of a house and you’ll have to have your doorways widened! shocking!

    deadlydarcy
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    Probably a good idea to start saving for the reinforced bed and lifting harness now. And maybe think about converting a downstairs room into a bedroom too…

    sonic
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    what attention seeking ploy is this? you obviously don’t think you are a bad parent. so what?

    PapaWheelie
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    Actually, it’s a little known fact, but pizza hits all four of the major food groups.
    You got your grains (crust), meat (pepperoni is a meat, right?), milk and milk products (cheese), and veggies (tomato sauce).
    In fact, if you threw on some anchovies, she’d get some Omega 3 fatty acids and get into such rockin’ shape that she’ll be ready for the Olympics by the time she’s 6.43.

    thenorthernsmoothie
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    Not quite in the same league as Sharron Matthews.

    nickc
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    I’m with druidh on this, What’s your point caller?

    miketually
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    There needs to be a point?

    miketually
    Free Member

    And “neo-fittist”? WTF?

    brant
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    miketually
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    Point three could apply to almost every thread on here…

    uplink
    Free Member

    Food of champions is pizza

    They’ll do what the hell they like in a few years anyway & it’ll probably be the polar opposite of what you want – trust me 😀

    miketually
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    They’ll do what the hell they like in a few years anyway & it’ll probably be the polar opposite of what you want – trust me

    I blame the teachers 😉

    monkeychild
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    Well I am about to call the social services. You clearly display all symptoms of being a bad parent. Feeding a child pizza?! How could you!!! I for one am totally appaled and would have you stoned.

    *All of the above may be false

    BigDummy
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    pepperoni is a meat, right?

    This misguided statement cannot go unchallenged. Impressionable minds might think it is true just because you have written it on the internet.

    DezB
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    brant – Member
    See point three on this thread – http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whos-watching-you#post-410007

    So the Chat forum is now redundant? We should all join MrNutt’s Twittering sessions.
    Can I say F*&k off ?

    G
    Free Member

    Mike, may I recommend the Brown diet…..

    The Brown diet I hear you say…….. thats right, you only eat stuff that is brown, burgers, bread, etc etc. Absolutely never anything that is green or red , just brown.

    Apparently you end up properly bound up, and consequently are full of shite and have a permanent strain grimace on your face !!!

    Boom boom tish (cheap shot I know, but I just couldn’t resist it)

    miketually
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    This misguided statement cannot go unchallenged. Impressionable minds might think it is true just because you have written it on the internet.

    It’s ok, it was a ham and pineapple pizza. The ham might have had a small amount of meat in it, and pineapple is +1 for fruit.

    neilsonwheels
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    break out the kebab meat.! 🙂

    BigJohn
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    You cut your pizzas into 8 slices??? Mad!

    Father Ted: “Shall I cut your pizza into 6 or 8 slices?”
    Father Dougall “6 please Ted, – oh God, I couldn’t eat 8”

    miketually
    Free Member

    You cut your pizzas into 8 slices??? Mad!

    Not us, Pizza Uno.

    I_did_dab
    Free Member

    Pizza – just ponced up cheese on toast IMO 😉

    The red stuff contains lycopene which, apparently, will stop you having a heart attack.

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