here: oh please god no!

As a father of 11 months I think I’d probably run screaming from the room if I’d accidentally walked in on such a catered baby shower. Oh god, who could even cut up a cake like that?!?

….this is mumsnet isn’t it?

Oh god, who could even cut up a cake like that?!?

Stitch it back up again?

Oh god, who could even cut up a cake like that?!?

Gynaecologist.

Pass the eye bleach please…

Further proof if it was ever needed that women are mental

That is disturbing and it takes a lot to do that to me

This is still the creepiest cake I can think of:

http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/5/31/when-brides-have-no-budget-or-taste.html

Edit: double post so have a creepy baby too

http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/7/13/the-creepiness-continues.html

Those cup cakes look yummy 😆

Not fish cakes then?

Those cup cakes look yummy

ideal after some hairy fish pie

I find the whole ‘baby shower’ nonsense really annoying anyway, the fanny cakes just add to the irritation!!

As long as the cake tastes nice…

What on earth were you searching for to find those 😉

That is pretty out there 😐

Boke!

I am lost for words… 1 word… WHY?

Yuk! As a woman I feel there is a good reason the baby comes out of somewhere I cant see in all the gory detail – so why on earth would you want to look at it on a cake!?

Im guessing to put you off cake and spurr you on to losing the ‘baby weight’ (andother term that bugs me as the weight of the baby is lost fairly quickly)

**** me – quick get a post on mumsnet and see what responses come rolling in…

Wow! Awesome!
Number 5 please 🙂

The cup-cakes are certainly… interesting. I particularly like the individuality of them. I wonder if they’re modelled from life… 😉

The ones with dolls heads are really creepy, horrible!

Next week’s technical challenge on great British bake off, Mary Berry’s best vagina cake!

Double post.

Dear God. 😯

clearly there is an opening in the market for them. I wonder if they make circumcision cakes?

That one with the teeth…
Could have been modelled on a girl I knew… 😀

This reminds me of all the fun we had when all my daughter’s mates came over for her Menarche Party!

Cake no3 has a well placed cherry

Those cakes would be nice washed down with a cup of this