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  • assos minty bum cream
  • carlphillips
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    do they sell it anymore in its minty guise? my current assos one isn’t minty at all 🙁

    if not then can anyone recommend me a decent minty one.

    MoreCashThanDash
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    My new pot seemed minty fresh on Sunday – too much information?

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Awesome stuff. Put it on then 5 minutes later, that lovely warm feeling on yer hopper. Like smack for yer arse.

    carlphillips
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    hmmm do they do 2 types then? mint and non mint?

    Gary_M
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    Last stuff I bought didn’t have a hint of mint.

    Kryton57
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    Try Buttonhole – I got mine from on-one – more of it, cheaper, slightly thicker and minty enough to make me want to exclaim “ooh ah” as it kicks in. Better than Assos IMO.

    rollindoughnut
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    Vic’s vaporub… Like gingering a pony!

    Sponging-Machine
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    Polos crushed into Vaseline.

    carlphillips
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    @kryton seen that stuff whilst searching,so may get some.

    at the donut wtf is “gingering”?!!

    thehillsofsomerset
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    M1llh0use
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    I so wish I hadn’t just googled “gingering” 😐

    yorkshire89
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    Same. Atleast i know what a fundament is. Everydays a schoolday…

    carlphillips
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    @m1llhouse…every day is a school day eh!!

    edit: beaten to it by him up there^

    Mantastic
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    Googled gingering and now also educated in figging

    iainc
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    assos plus heated car seats – double high 😛

    yorkshire89
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    Jesus christ.

    pingu66
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    WTF would lead anyone to be so bored as to think “I know what, today I shall stick ginger up my arse” or worse a horses arse as a good idea to pass the time of day!

    And there was I thinking I was a man of the world! I have led such a sheltered life apparently.

    bencooper
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    Now this is why I like recumbents.

    neninja
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    More of a tingle than minty but spray on SlickSkin really seems to work.

    carlphillips
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    update: ordered some “buttonhole” from onone…its very good and very minty!
    got some ballocks too and seems very thick but will give it a go tomorrow.

    househusband
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    Is it me – or has Assos creme changed colour over the years..?

    First time I bought some several years ago it was a kinda pale green, then next one was kinda pale yellow – and then the current is pure white. A mild tingle compared to the first.

    martinxyz
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    Elite chamois/protect all the way.

    nikk
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    nikk
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    So does using mint cream on your arse cause you to “act lively and carry your tail well”? What other purpose is there for it? Weird stuff IMHO!

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