http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16293978

I once saw someone run out of aldi with a stolen telly then fail to get it through the door of the getaway car as the box was too big whilst peole stood and laughed as the staff took everyones pictures …some thiefs really are stupid

…some thiefs really are stupid

Judging by the vid, the security staff weren’t too bright either.

You know when you’ve hit rock bottom when you shoplift from ASDA. If they had any self respect they’d be stealing from M&S.

One got a £280 fine and the other a suspended sentence for stealing £400+ of goods.

Not much of a deterrent and the one interviewed with ‘previous’ only regrets one thing, the publicity!!!

<shakes head on several levels>

Agreed – as she said ‘I’ve done it all my life’. No shame, no remorse, just walk away and will be doing it again already.

What a disgusting filthy old bag

..some thiefs really are stupid

Some can even spell thieves, though.

Our local one got held up at gun point once!

I notice the two old lezza’s needed a man to help them get things moving though.

Woody – Member
One got a £280 fine and the other a suspended sentence for stealing £400+ of goods.

Not much of a deterrent and the one interviewed with ‘previous’ only regrets one thing, the publicity!!!

buy a local paper, read the magistrates court reports, get really depressed about crime and punishment

I notice the two old lezza’s needed a man to help them get things moving though.

😆

if that was my mum I would dis-own her!

it truly is terrible that she had no remorse

Disgraceful..

asda have got to learn to live by the sword, die by the sword..

“One got a £280 fine and the other a suspended sentence for stealing £400+ of goods.”

It was her 3rd time in a year stealing stuff from Asda stores too, what kind of deterent is that ?!?!

hundreds of shoplifting stories form 20 years at tesco but theree stand out..

bloke and his mrs filling rucksack with razors chased out of store by half a dozen handy males wife rugby tackled in car park.. bloke pulss machette from rucksack and starts chasing handy blokes one handy bloke ( me) hides behind parked car.. car is the get away car!! bloke jumps in car locks door car wont start another handy bloke kicks off wing mirror and puts boot through windscreen car drives off and hits every car at the traffic lights as he leaves car park

old woman has away with bottle of vodka stopped at door by guard daughter ( aged 47) a ‘little drunk’ kicks off big style in entrance and is escorted from store in car park she smacks a handy bloke ( me) in the chops ( twice) with a bottle of ketchup hany bloke and guard ‘detain’ her as she wont stand we drag her standing up as we enter foyer her jogging bottoms fall around her ankles and shes screaming ”Rape!” thank heavens for cctv.. ( handy bloke got 75 quid for assualt she refused did 3 days in nick for refusing to pay..)

sad one to end..

bloke badly burnt in accident years previosly could nt use his hands.. half a million compo.. woman marries him runs off with cash.. he nicks a bottle of vodka on xmas eve so he would spend xmas day in the cell and get a turkey dinner.. i insisted he was prosectuted as i felt sorry for him..

How did ‘handy’ bloke put his boot through the windscreen?

Heard of laminated glass?

He didn’t really, did he?

bloke and his mrs filling rucksack with razors chased out of store by half a dozen handy males wife rugby tackled in car park.. bloke pulss machette from rucksack and starts chasing handy blokes one handy bloke ( me) hides behind parked car.. car is the get away car!! bloke jumps in car locks door car wont start another handy bloke kicks off wing mirror and puts boot through windscreen car drives off and hits every car at the traffic lights as he leaves car park

old woman has away with bottle of vodka stopped at door by guard daughter ( aged 47) a ‘little drunk’ kicks off big style in entrance and is escorted from store in car park she smacks a handy bloke ( me) in the chops ( twice) with a bottle of ketchup hany bloke and guard ‘detain’ her as she wont stand we drag her standing up as we enter foyer her jogging bottoms fall around her ankles and shes screaming ”Rape!” thank heavens for cctv.. ( handy bloke got 75 quid for assualt she refused did 3 days in nick for refusing to pay..)

sad one to end..

bloke badly burnt in accident years previosly could nt use his hands.. half a million compo.. woman marries him runs off with cash.. he nicks a bottle of vodka on xmas eve so he would spend xmas day in the cell and get a turkey dinner.. i insisted he was prosectuted as i felt sorry for him..
Let me get this straight.
In the first story the guy gives you the runaround and flees leaving a tail of destruction behind that who paid for?
You done over by a 47 year old drunk woman.
And finally got a successful prosecution from the dude who wanted to spend the day in the cells anyway.
What do you do now?

It was her 3rd time in a year stealing stuff from Asda stores too, what kind of deterent is that ?!?!

Magistrate probably considered the low quality of Asda groceries deterrent enough.

Considering the world is being raped by financial terrorists.. like Jamie Dimon of Goldman Sachs, very very very very very petty thieves like this are just well.. nothing.

Open your eyes, absorb some real news. Go find it. It’s not on the BBC.

How did ‘handy’ bloke put his boot through the windscreen?

Heard of laminated glass?

He didn’t really, did he?

PMSL