Are we allowed to talk about poo?
This indicates that you have a lack of fibre, insufficient fluid intake and a slow transit time. Increase your intake of water, herbal teas, raw fruit and vegetables, cooked grains such as brown rice, quinoa and millet, sprouted pulses, flax seeds and olive oil. Avoid meat, dairy, wheat, eggs, refined carbohydrates and sugar.Irish_ALMember
and once again the STW collective have reduced me to tears of laughter with stories of No 2’s
however I would like to put forward to the collective a
Type 8: sweet lordy lordy, how on gods (insert your own) sweet earth did something that big come out of such a small place?
😆Posted 6 years agokimbersSubscriber
on hols with a mate in fuerteventuraPosted 6 years ago
downed a pint of the local tap water after waking up drunk in the middle of the night
the volcanic minerals in the water resulted in a light frothy excretion a sort of explosive cross between a milky way and a chocolate milkshake
didnt really kick in till the following night after id been lucky enough to head back with a very nice norwegian girl…. she was most understanding all things consideredderek_starshipMember
A mate of mine coughed a couple of maltesers into his grundies whilst majorly pissed in Amsterdam. He packed said grundies c/w contents into his case.
Back at Manchester, customs lady called him over and had the misfortune of finding the lot.
For the record – I love pooing. And I’m good at it.Posted 6 years agomomoSubscriber
d_s, your story has turned what was merely a chuckle or possibly a titter whilst reading through this thread into a full blown belly laugh complete with mild tearing of the eyes! For that sir I thank you.
On to the topic at hand, I’m normally regular as clockwork, however, I’ve had a cold knocking at the door since Monday, for some reason it seems to have really upset my internal ecosystem, my poo schedule has gone out the window and I am dropping the most obnoxtious farts with alarming regularity!Posted 6 years ago
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