ARE ALL BMW X5 DRIVERS…
I file them along with fixie ridersPosted 8 years agoPeterStarkissMember
This made me smile.Posted 8 years ago
Currently teaching my daughter to drive and I have warned her not to trust anyone in a 4 x 4.
I like to think this is based on prcatical experience and evidence rather than prejudice.
Have also warned her not to trust anyone driving in a hat, ( OAP or chav.)
DO YOU HAVE TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE A KNOB BEFORE YOU CAN BUY ONE OR DO THEY SEND YOU ON A COURSE ONCE YOU’VE PAID THE DEPOSIT?
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO CUT UP THE INSIDE OF A LINE OF STANDING TRAFFIC THEN BARGE IN AT THE FRONT BEFORE YOU ARE AWARDED A SET OF DRUG DEALER WHEELS AND SOME BLACKED OUT WINDOWS?
####S. THE LOT OF YOU.
…and relax.Posted 8 years agoti_pin_manMember
my ex had one and she was a complete c)ck… only without said apendage. lol. It extends beyond x5's, agree on x3's and generally 4×4's… BMW drivers generally seem plebs. Based on experience of years of being run off the road commuting, near death experiences and general driving experience.Posted 8 years agoHairychestedMember
Harry_the_Spider – Member
X3s are driven by men with less than average sized willies. X5s are driven by men with even smaller ones. Oh, while i'm at it, the orange lady in the passenger seat will be off as soon as the money runs out.Posted 8 years ago
Can I have an X7 then, please 😉dave360Subscriber
Just cooling down from a ride where the highlight was a stand up argument with Mr Range Rover Sport. He was content with shouting at me through the passenger window (across his cringing orange lady passenger) until I called his car a heap of shit, when he got out with the intention of having a go. Happy days.Posted 8 years agosamuriMember
I didn't have any arguments on tonights ride but I made the **** sign at a man in a van when he overtook and then immediately turned left. He stopped and stood in the road like a little boy who's tricycle had been kicked over, shouting at me with his little podgy cheeks getting redder and redder. I stood and looked at him for a bit. Poor lad, he really was quite confused about his level of importance in the world. It was quite sad really.Posted 8 years agoTaffMember
But what about disco driver too? One tried to cut me up yesterday but one of the perks about having a 12 year old 306 is that I don't mind if he hits me. Had an X5 try to to pull in on a slip road in front of me the toher day but saw hiim before undertaking and overtaking in my rear view so thought he could wait til the next junxtion. I could see him waving his fist at me so I gave him thumbs up.Posted 8 years agoMrOvershootSubscriber
samuri – Member
I didn't have any arguments on tonights ride but I made the **** sign at a man in a van when he overtook and then immediately turned left. He stopped and stood in the road like a little boy who's tricycle had been kicked over, shouting at me with his little podgy cheeks getting redder and redder. I stood and looked at him for a bit. Poor lad, he really was quite confused about his level of importance in the world. It was quite sad really.
I had a similar situation last week, but it was a mum with 2 little darlings in an X3 who just squeezed past me and then had to almost stand the thing on its grill to turn left…
Only to find her exit blocked by a tractor turning out & 2 girls on horses going her way. My "I guess you must be really important" didn't go down to well as she jumped out and started simultaneously swearing at me and sort of spitting/frothing at the mouth.Posted 8 years ago
I might have made some comment about "her behaviour not being the best example to the girls in her car" this only made the situation worse so I decided to ride away.
30 seconds later a bloke pulled level with me and expecting another mouth full totally surprised me by saying "good on you mate for standing up to the bitch"!!mattsccmMember
Re move the X5 bit and you have got it right. BMWs are replacing Volvos. Every single one seems to ignore the rules. No indicators. why do BMW get away with out fitting them? Must bugger up an MOT. 😀Posted 8 years ago
TO fast driving , middle lane hogging, useless in country roads. Grrrrr
And red ones are driven by blonde bimbosnickcSubscriber
I live on a road that has a private prep school on it, Daily I have to run the gauntlet of poorly driven enormous 4x4s. Drives me nuts the stuff they get up to. I'm vaguely hoping that the fashion runs it's course and they all decide to trade them in for Mini's or those ickle FiatsPosted 8 years agoransosSubscriber
Just to provide some balance…
Three of us on a road ride on Monday night – we approached a mini roundabout, as did an X5 coming from our right. Despite the X5 having right of way, the driver stopped to let us through. I was so shocked by this display of courtesy that I forgot to give a wave of thanks.Posted 8 years agothisisnotaspoonMember
Both my housemates drive like people i normaly hate, and one of them has a porche 4×4 thingy and a black freelander van (which goes like shit off a shovel) :-s
If anyone gets cut up by a black freelander with a white square ariel above the spare tire, don't get angry with it, you will come off worse.Posted 8 years agojackthedogMember
As a group, cyclists are by many sectors of society thought of as obnoxious, anti-social, suicidal heathens with no respect for anyone and a total disregard for everything around them. We are all tarred with the same brush as used on those who ride on pavements, ride through red lights and on footpaths, scare livestock, tear up the trails and terrorise innocent pedestrians.
And despite this, we ourselves are still capable of such blind, ignorant, self-righteous opinionated crap.
Threads like this fill me with utter despair.Posted 8 years agojfebMember
I own a BMW and go out of my way to indicate early, let people out of junctions and generally be a courteous driver just to even the balance up.
I also ought to admit a mate has an X5 and he is a thoroughly nice bloke although I can't comment on the standard of his driving.
I tried really hard to not buy a BMW but unfortunately they make the best cars 🙁Posted 8 years agohoraMember
They do make cars that handle very nicely- not all of them but alot of them. Amazed that their 330 engine is as economical for such a bog engine. The 330d is mental when chipped. I remember test driving one once and the amount of people who cut me up, wouldnt let me out etc- well, made me think. Is it a cyclic-level of abuse?Posted 8 years agothisisnotaspoonMember
penguinious, that makes you a RACIST, BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We prefer the term multicutural hell-hole to Gheto :p
Moving out next month 🙂
Technicaly i think he has 3 compnay cars, a mazda RX-8, the hideous proche, and the freelander. Got to love being a contract worker, eh?Posted 8 years ago
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