Dropping your guts only to realise there’s no paper and the two gits in the stalls next to you are having a full on conversation. Cue waiting for a walk of shame knowing full well there’s a load of shite drying on your arse.
when on a secondary school trip to a nuclear power station i both sharted myself at said nuclear power station then threw up on the bus journey home 😩
does that win 😫
Sounds like the shittest story so far.
I usually notice and especially always check those ones that pull out the middle, too easy for some utter bastard to push it all back in and leave a tiny bit sticking out. Thankfully it was just a campsite toilet so managed to sort everything in good time.
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