One minute it was there the next I can’t see it!?

Did you buy those special sniper tyres which blend into the scenery and send you on your arse at a moments notice.

Reminds me of a few years ago, part of my local loop is by a river, tyre got so gummed up with claggy clay mud that the wheel physically wouldnt turn, had to drag my bike along to the dryest bit and find a stick to scrape it all off so i could carry on.

Your lawn looks crap

That does look like the whole tyre is covered in dog sh*te…

There’s a tyre in there somewhere…

Your lawn looks crap

You may mock, but that looks far more like a lawn than his actual lawn! Remember that thread where he was asking us to identify the holes in it? Much less grass than that picture up there