I need to get back from Chesterfield next week with the train being the probable option. But there’s always someone in these situations that’ll say “what I do is speak to this hire company and they always need high class motor cars moving round the country and they’ll even pay you!”.

So, errr, who do I need to speak to?

Dave. Maybe Steve if he’s not in.

I need mine moving, it will be parked up near by but the battery is dead in the key so you will need to just bend it open a little, I can supply tools, ignition is sorted though just touch the green and red wires together and drive it like you…….

Erm you don’t need the battery in the key to start it….

Erm you don’t need the battery in the key to start it….

Is this the OP?

Nearly. I’m a bit more buff

I’ve got a Lambo that needs that journey, but not a Porsche. Sorry.

Sorry cant help as I dont have a Porsche, besides…..I’m too busy fretting about how I’m going to get a minibus full of strippers from Withington Moor to Leith

I’ve got a Lambo that needs that journey, but not a Porsche. Sorry.

Ive got some lambs that need moving. From Devon to, erm, Devon.

Maybe Steve if he’s not in

*waves*

No problem.  Stick 15 bags o’ sand in the old panzer tank and ill have the porker outside your gaff in a jiffy.  Oh, and park it straight and  dont look in the boot, i know where your mum lives.

Alright?