Happened upon a man riding a matt black Nicolai in Exeter earlier, bike had a rohloff, gold hubs and finishing kit, dt swiss fork and eggbeater pedals.

I tried to follow him but he soon realised what I was doing and stopped for a fag until I left. Tried calling 101 at the time but it rang out. Bike was in the Whipton area, so keep em peeled.

Wait so you saw a man riding a Nicolai, and just decided to follow him? Um it’s probably his?

I’m going to guess the rider didn’t look like he belonged to a Nicolai.

What does someone who belongs to a Nicolai look like? (careful now, I belong to one…)

Rachel

All Nicolai owners are non-smokers for a start.

We’re all tall and incredibly good looking

Haha, I guess I should have said it definitely didn’t look like he owned it. The Reebok classics and eggbeater combo was a bit of a giveaway.

Typical Nicolai owner