Strange, as most of my other disgusting sports clothes smell like cheese, particularly the shoes

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That’s funny; whenever I open a new pack of processed ham, the little burp reminds me of an unwashed taint.

Isn’t unprocessed Ham just pork?

#strangest

Isn’t unprocessed Ham just pork?

Excellent point. I knew something wasn’t quite right when I started this thread

* Puts down Tesco breaded crumb ham sandwich.

quality thread title – 5/5 on the tea-spitterometer

Bawk.

Have you tried washing them? Or putting them in a sandwich.

Easily confused:

Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!

Are you gammon?

Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!

Dunno about the OP but I always give it a sniff to check it’s good for another week of commuting before I need to wash it.

Mmm, ham and cheese.

Thread of the week

Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!

Youthful curiosity

My chamois smells vaguely goaty.

Some questions are best left unasked.

My chamois smells vaguely goaty.

Live goat. That’s OK. Roadkill goaty-smell would be very unpleasant though

(assuming I’m right to take your photo very literally here)

Blatant attempt to groom someone to sniff your barse. Disgusting.

Some questions are best left unasked.

But that’s how you end up with unfortunate situations like these
https://jezebel.com/guy-finally-realizes-hes-been-pooping-wrong-his-whole-l-1648284649

I’ve never sniffed anyone else’s shorts pad.

^^ I think that’s called protesting too much.

Oh I know I can wash them. It’s just the particular odour that motivates me to wash them that I find strange

Thread of the day award 👍😀

https://www.halononbio.co.uk/halo-sports/halo-proactive-sports-triple-pack
they also do a spray thats good for pads, shoes, pack straps etc.
it works at 30C kills the smelly bugs

Bawk

No, Pork.

I declare op is Preston Lacey off JackAss 3 doing the sweatsuit cocktail.

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