I was going on holiday a couple of years ago and realised everything I was wearing was from Decathlon, apart from my underpants. I was a bit embarrassed, but I’ve got some Decathlon underpants now, so I can hold my head up with a properly co-ordinated ensemble wardrobe.
This is worryingly familiar. I too have bought the pants.
I once bumped into a chap on a trail in France. We were wearing the same shirt and shorts, both from Decathlon, but my Merrells were a different colour to his!
Today, a working-from-home day, followed by a walk to watch the barn owls this afternoon, I am wearing;
Decathlon socks
Decathlon soft shell over ancient holey Patagucci base layer bottoms
Alpkit base layer top
Decathlon grid fleece pullover.
And that’s just the outfit I went to the cafe in, not the stuff for the walk later…
When it gets too warm in the flat later, I shall probably just remove the top layer and prance about in my base layers…the joys of being old enough not to care. And single.