Got this email, I’m sure it’s 100% genuine.. I’d help but I’m holding out for an African Princess in distress.. Plus I already have plans this weekend!

Please help him.

Dear friend,

Greetings to you and happy new year. This mail might come to you as a
surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your
mind; but please, consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep
sense of humility. My name is Mr Larry Thompson .I’m a 65 years old man. I
am British living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and
owned two businesses in Dubai.

I was also married with two children. My wife and two children died in a
car accident six years ago. Before this happened my business and concern
for making money was all I lived for. I never really cared about other
values in life. But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire
to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/
motherless homes. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, South
Africa , Germany and some Asian countries.

Before I became ill, I kept $8.5 Million in a long-term deposit account in
a finance company . Presently, I’m in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer, I have since lost my ability
to talk and my Doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.
It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.
Because relatives and friends have laundered so much of my wealth since my
illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge
responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in ! the name of the Lord to help me collect the deposit
and the interest accrued from the company and distributes it amongst
charity organizations

please reply my private email ( larrythompson@qq.com ) if you willing to
help.
Once again respond to me on ( larrythompson@qq.com )
Regards
Mr Larry Thompson

Just asked him how I can help (from my boss’s email account 🙂 )

Just asked him for photos of the wife and children along with their headstones to prove that part of the story………….

Awww, Larry. I really feel for him. When I’ve finished picking fluff from my belly button and have made a brew I may drop him a line.

Or, I may not….

I don’t need Larry’s stinkin money, because I’ve just won the Lottery!

Award Winning Notice.

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer
balloting sweepstakes held on 21st Of January 2014.
This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses
were used.

It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging Internet users; therefore
you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approved for
the star prize of ?3.500.000 (Three Million and Five Hundred Thousand
British Pound.To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed
agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:

UK. Lotto Claims Agency
Mr. Mark Woods
email: markwoods2014@bashkohu.org

Telephone: +447031921085
Online co-ordinator for
Sweepstakes International Program

Batch No: LOTTO 1080.01
Ticket No: WRNM/SMI/5990
Lucky No: 4-10-23-36-37-49
Serial No: MUOTI/82536

You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact
Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also
Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.

The Validity period of the winnings claims expires on the 30th November
2014 hence you are expected to make your claims immediately,
Failing to come forward to claim your winning prize before the stipulated
deadline, the prize money, plus all the interest generated, will go to the
Good Causes-adding to the ?19 billion already raised through sales of
lottery tickets over the last 11 years.

Once again congratulations !!!

Best Regards,

Mrs. Nye Catherine
(Group- Co-ordinator)