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  • Any toe doctors around?
  • Premier Icon sc-xc
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    Woke up with intense pain at the top of my second toe on my left foot yesterday….it feels like I have hit it badly, but haven’t.

    I can’t walk without limping, and the pain is worse if I try and bend it.

    Dr Google tells me I have a combination of gout (although no redness or swelling), arthritis, metatarsal something…every new page I open gives me a new reason.

    Until I can get to the docs, anyone experienced anything similar? I have exercised a lot this week (mix of kickboxing, circuits, cycling, gym and I did tough guy last weekend), but really don’t think I hit my toe.

    Premier Icon paulosoxo
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    It’s either Galloping Foot Rot, or Paraka.

    Premier Icon qwerty
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    (mix of kickboxing, circuits, cycling, gym and I did tough guy last weekend)

    Not so tough now are you 😉

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I’m not a Toe Dr but I think you have a sore toe.

    Premier Icon deadlydarcy
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    Get it amputated, replace with a rubber one, move to Italy and start a new life as Roberto.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Waheeeeeey!

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    A tabasco enema will sort that out.

    I am not a doctor.

    Premier Icon twinw4ll
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    Hurty toe syndrome?

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    You’re actually still asleep, this thread is all a dream and in reality the cat is eating your foot.

    Premier Icon lobby_dosser
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    Gout. Plenty of water, cherries and pineapple.

    Or you’ve toelio.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    It’s either Galloping Foot Rot, or Paraka.

    I don’t think having jizz on your face gives you a sore toe

    Are we having a sweep ? Syphylis

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    Teh bad cat aids for sure.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    African Rabies?

    Premier Icon sc-xc
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    Thanks. I have passed on your diagnosi to the doctor, he is intrigued about the range of responses.

    Premier Icon suburbanreuben
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    If it’s the worst pain you have ever experienced, and a gentle breeze wafting over your tootsie has you screaming for mummy, it’s gout.
    Drink lots of water, eat many, many cherries, and take ibrupofen.

    Premier Icon wonderchump
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    It sounds like gout – If you can, go to the Pharmacy and get some of these…

    http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/voltarol-pain-eze-extra-strength-25mg-tablet-9s/prd-3367?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=&utm_campaign=Brand%20%7C%20PLA&utm_content=sRxW8sVnY%7Cdc_pcrid_24645831011

    Take then 2 at a time (50mg) not more than 3 times a day. Lay off purine rich foods and if it hasn’t subsided in a couple of days then see your GP for Allopurinol (to lower your purine levels) and either Diclofenac or Indomethacin for the pain.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    If only we had a (sharting) expert on the forum 🙁

    Premier Icon wonderchump
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    @scaredypants – If you think there’s a remote chance that you’re gonna draw mud then don’t fart… Simples.

    Premier Icon sc-xc
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    Cheers…will go to pharmacy. Still really painful.

    And as for

    Not so tough now are you

    It was the summer one, so a piece of piss. Doesn’t really count as a tough guy.

    So no. I am not tough. I’m a mincing cry baby with a poorly toe, and a self imposed alcohol break so can’t even drink the pain away 🙁

    Premier Icon lobby_dosser
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    You should check out the purine rich foods and try and avoid or eat in moderation. Black pudding and Czech/Belgium beer do it for me. I can live without Black pudding.

    Premier Icon wallop
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    Get it amputated, replace with a rubber one, move to Italy and start a new life as Roberto.

    And when someone nicks your motor you can be called Roberto Carlos.

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