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  • Any new jokes?
  • Pirates don’t each cheese on its own, everyone knows their favorite food is Pizzzzaaarrrr!

    You’re right pirates would never eat cheese on its own. Always on a cream crackaaaargh.

    Nigel Farage walks into this pub in Edinburgh…

    gonzy
    Member

    i doubt any pirate would be too keen on fetaaaaargh cheese though…

    Premier Icon stevied
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    Aussie helpline:

    “G’day mate, Foster’s helpline…What’s the problem cobber?”

    “I’m in Darwin with my sheila and she’s been stung on the minge by a wasp,
    and now her pussy has completely closed up.”

    “Bummer dude!”

    ” Thanks mate, I hadn’t thought of that, Bye.”

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt has written and directed a film about just that. Not a joke, just an interesting fact.

    I have no jokes to share.

    smudge
    Member

    I once took the pee out of a pirate …. he was furious!

    LOL @ stevied’s one. Nicking that one for the weekend. 😀

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