Any new jokes? Home › Forum › Chat Forum › Any new jokes? Viewing 18 posts - 41 through 58 (of 58 total) ← 1 2 Any new jokes? CougarSubscriber I think perhaps some posters are only reading two thirds of the thread’s subject line before replying. Posted 4 years ago toppers3933Member yep. selective reading. Posted 4 years ago andrewhMember How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her as a choir boy. . My dog’s got no dictionary. How does he spell terrible? . Mustafa Khan has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it may be race-related. Posted 4 years ago dingabellMember The punchline is N-Dubz. The joke is too rude for this forum but it’s bloody funny. Posted 4 years ago thebrowndogMember Went to the doctor and told him that half the time I felt like a teepee and the other half I felt like a wigwam. “Oh that’s quite common,” he replied. “You’re too tense.” Posted 4 years ago mav12Member What do u call a woman juggling cans of bitter while playing pool beer tricks potter Posted 4 years ago NorthwindSubscriber andrewh – Member My dog’s got no dictionary. How does he spell terrible? Marvellous Posted 4 years ago Thurman MermanMember ‘can i get a large aperitif?’ Marvellouser 😆 Took me 24.5228 seconds, but I look forward to laughing for the rest of the day. Posted 4 years ago deadlydarcyMember Delayed LOLlage at the Janet Street Porter gag. 😀 Posted 4 years ago redtedMember I got some new aftershave the other day which smells like bread crumbs…. The birds love it. Posted 4 years ago al1982Member Higgs Bosan walks into a church Priest: get out we don’t allow Higgs Bosan in here Higgs Bosan: but without me how can you have mass? Posted 4 years ago andrewhMember Odds on who will be next to pick up the ashes: . Alastair Cooke (England) 5-2 Michael Clarke (Australia) 5-1 Nelson Mandela’s family 3/2f Posted 4 years ago SingletrackmonkeyMember Why don’t cannibals eat clowns….. because they taste funny Posted 4 years ago teaselMember I went to watch Pacific Rim yesterday. Turns-out it wasn’t about a kinky holiday romance. Can you imagine my disappointment… Posted 4 years ago johndohMember Two pensioners get married. On the evening, they are about to consummate their vows and she stands in front of her new husband naked and says ‘I have to warn you, I have acute angina’. He says yes, and your t!ts aren’t bad either. Posted 4 years ago neil the wheelSubscriber . I can’t taste chick peas, tahini or garlic. Doctor says I have no sense of humous. Ooh, ooh, I wrote that joke! http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-cant-taste-chick-peas-tahini-or-garlic Posted 4 years ago MrSparkleMember What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you **** racist Posted 4 years ago gofasterstripesSubscriber How do you titillate an Ocelot? Oscillate it’s tits-a-lot! Thank you, thank you. IGMC Posted 4 years ago Viewing 18 posts - 41 through 58 (of 58 total) ← 1 2 The topic ‘Any new jokes?’ is closed to new replies.