- Any hairy buggers on here?
Ive know idea what my mate was searching for, or why…..but he sent me a link to this product because some of the great reviews
Have a see for yourselves 😀Posted 5 years agoyossarianMemberPosted 5 years ago
With as much haste as I could muster I hobbled into the shower and applied cooling water to the conflagration in my crotch, which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum. I am not a church-going man but as I felt the flaming horror trickle across that tender inch of no-man’s land, I confess that I prayed aloud to Jesus and his host of angels that the advancing agony would not stray into my buttonhole. However, my prayers went unheeded, and as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness, but not before grabbing the shower curtain and collapsing, in a disturbing echo of that famous scene from Hitchcock’s “Psycho”.bravohotel9erMember
As a research assistant working at CERN, the large hardon collider on the Franco-Swiss border, I have neglected the upkeep of my Wookie-esque man garden and pencil sharpener for several years – this has never been a problem before given that I naturally enjoy nothing more than taking part in full scale reenactments of Star Wars each weekend.
In order that one day I might be able to lure a non-male back to my mum’s house, I decided to invest in a tube of the above creme, and with laissez-faire gay abandon, began dunking my entire lower body in bath of veet and matey bubble bath.
Having regained consciousness from an induced coma a mere 5 days later I returned to work despite the gently pulsating patch of ultra dense biomatter that had formed where my foliage had been growing unchecked just a few hours earlier. Having of course completed the occupational health screening that is mandatory with this product, I resumed my role at the LHC, whereupon I was somewhat surprised to find that a small but distinct gravitational vortex had formed around my balloon knot.
Upon further investigation I was surprised to find that the contents of the creme have the same density and particle structure as anti matter, and are responsible for the creation of a gravitational singularity in my (now billiard-ball smooth) ringpiece, when in close proximity of the LHC, through which the known universe is likely to pass in the coming few hours.
In summary, a slightly more dignified option than a back sack and crack wax, offset by the distinct potential to cause the cataclysmic implosion of the universe and to end all life on earth.
Would buy again.Posted 5 years agotransporter13Subscriber
“I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman’s log cabin, so for the past few years I’ve used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I’m sure you’ve realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I’m going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I’ve spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman’s arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn’t even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it’s only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product – 3 Stars.”Posted 5 years ago
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