‘titanium goodness’, ‘carbon fibre goodness’ etc, always accompanied by that inaudible but unmistakable gut-churning licking of the lips thing. Just ****’ yuk, that’s all.
Oh, and people who insist on pretending to be Shakespearian on forums – ‘T’was..’ ‘T’is…’ Would you say that to your mates? No. So why when a keyboard’s sat in front of you do you feel the need to pretend you’re in a medieval costume drama, eh?
And of course, the ultimate: ‘Trusty steed’. Bwwweurgh…