https://www.amazon.co.uk/pedorex-Pediluvio-Against-Tiredness-Refreshing/dp/B00OY9SJTW

I, for one, am appalled. Normalizing noncery, they should be ashamed of themselves.

Isn’t ‘paedo’ the noncy one?

Pedo referring to feet?

Bad dinosaur!! 👶  🦕

In Greek ped- means child, British use paed- whilst Americans use ped-. However in Latin, the suffix ped- means foot (think pedestrian, pedometer, etc).

A cream to treat pedos..!

Why isn’t this more widely used to treat the nonces?

I was using my pedometer around town this morning and I never realised the sheer number of filthy pervs in Skipton. It’s pedogeddon!

They even sell guides on how to baptism them.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paedo-Baptism-Defence-Infant-Baptism-Antiquity-Exceptions/dp/133343085X

Lol

Isn’t ‘paedo’ the noncy one?

Pedo referring to feet?

Paedant

And what have they got against retards?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/RetarDEX-500ml-Original-Fluoride-Mouthwash/dp/B005QW7PA0

I have a mate whose surname is Peden… the temptation to shorten in that footballers sort of way, it is overwhelming at times.

British use paed

Isn’t “pæd” more correct, with the same “Ash” ligature that should appear in “encyclopædia”?

It’s just in the days of modern keyboards, no one knows how to type ligatures any more.

British use paed

Paedo-

A cream to treat pedos..!

A paedicure

In our house we always refer to the thing for rubbing hard skin off our feet as the pedo file.

I saw on the news that paedos have more in common genetically with crabs than with you* and me. That’s scientific fact. Or is it all noncesense?

*whatever