Amazon Prime “doorstepping”

there have been arguments about what constitutes an argument!

No there hasn’t.

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Amazon knows exactly how long a delivery should take and those drivers playing silly bastards just want to knock off early.

If that’s the case, then I take back anything I said that may have offended, report away, my understanding is/was they got loaded up with x amount of packages and had to get them done within a certain time window, and would get black flagged if they returned any undelivered packages back to the depot.

 I didn’t ask for a critique on my shopping habits.

I wasn’t and if that’s how it came across then apologies. My point was that they don’t care. About anyone. Customers, employees, suppliers, the lot. They pretend to offer a better service with Prime but it’s only how fast they kick it out the warehouse, once it’s in the wild then it’s the same drivers on the same schedules. £95 doesn’t buy a lot of deliveries these days, let alone good ones, the costs have to be cut somewhere. That’s not on you or a criticism of you but sometimes you need to look at these things in perspective and decide how much value you are really getting vs the expectation. (which, yes, should include someone not just dumping packages outside your door)

And the worst bit is that they’ve dragged everyone else down to their level (along with Evri and Yodel, they don’t get a pass). Remember when the worst you could do was ParcelFarce? Halcyon days.

 I can only assume that those bleating on because I dared to shop at Amazon don’t own a mobile phone, buy all their food from the local farm shop and spend most of their life naked whilst sneering at those living hand-to-mouth because they aren’t eating organic gravel.

I’m writing this with a stick, in the sand, which is also the floor of my house, which is a cave. I’m also naked and eating the other end of my word stick. Shame on you Cougar!