The scenario, in brief:
I’m at the office and there’s only one other person here. So, we take turns at making the coffee.
Now… when I make coffee it tastes like coffee.
But today, when he’s on the beverage run he comes back with this weird, strangely scented brew. It’s kind of like coffee, but the aftershock is like drinking distilled Burt Reynolds.
Given that there’s no choice in the canteen Java-wise (Nescafe sachets or bubkiss), am I…
1. Getting an honest cuppa? Contamination has occurred as a result of the use of (a) too much soap or (b) pron star levels of pimp aftershave. Let’s call this the ‘it’s not the other bloke’s fault hypothesis’
or,
2. Am I being poisoned? And, if so, does the insertion of perfume/aftershave/deodorant etc into coffee result in anything worse than an urgent meeting at Sloppy Joes?
Thanks in advance