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  • allthepies
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    Given her massive shoe collection then I think it’s fair that you should be allowed to have a teddy bear. Although perhaps you should have gone for a smaller one.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    That scene looks exactly like a nightmare I had a few days ago..

    It’s actualy as tall as she is.

    I think she’s been very cunning, my first thought was “kill it, kill it with fire”, however it has a great big non flamable lable on the back of it.

    cynic-al
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    Is she fit?

    stuey
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    ‘spoon’ bear – make her sleep on the floor.

    ElShalimo
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    I’d be very worried. That fella is sporting a post-coital smirk.
    Dirty bear!

    Premier Icon ourmaninthenorth
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    For reasons I can’t go into, I’ve had a rather pavlovian response to that photo and now feel rather sick….

    Premier Icon surroundedbyhills
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    Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

    Premier Icon Yak
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    There’s many issues of scale in that photo. The bear is scaled correctly for the wallpaper print – ie its not too big for the size of flowers. As they are the dominant parts of the photo – it seems that the bed is from a dolls house.

    The bear’s smirk, full belly and messed up sheets look sinister though.

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    Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

    Have to admit, I thought it was a thread about living with dodgy wallpaper until I clocked the thing in the bed wasn’t human.

    Premier Icon huckleberryfatt
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    Well of course she’s going to have a big shoe collection–her paws are massive and there’s four of them
    yabu

    fasthaggis
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    Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

    ^^Eggsactually

    Oh,and there will be a camera inside that bear.

    Never mind the bear, who chose the wallpaper??!!

    There’s many issues of scale in that photo. The bear is scaled correctly for the wallpaper print – ie its not too big for the size of flowers. As they are the dominant parts of the photo – it seems that the bed is from a dolls house.

    She chose the wallpaper before I moved in, I think she was conned though as however long I stare at it I can’t see the picture nehind it.

    No issue of scale, the bear is that big, and it’s a full sized double bed.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    It’s the blue and yellow ‘character’ slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing.

    stoffel
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    That scene looks exactly like a nightmare I had a few days ago..

    Yes, that wallpaper is truly nasty. 😯

    cranberry
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    No issue of scale, the bear is that big, and it’s a full sized double bed.

    It would appear that you are now redundant.

    Premier Icon MSP
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    It’s the blue and yellow ‘character’ slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing.

    Leeds Utd slippers? buried beneath the new patio is too good for her.

    ps, unless she knows how to spell “unreasonable”

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    wwaswas – Member

    It’s the blue and yellow ‘character’ slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing

    Not really a surprise though, is it?

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    Many years ago I worked with this guy Professor Mike Trimble

    It is fair to say he knew his way around the human mind. Without wishing to over simplify theories developed based on his vast psychiatric knowledge and skill, he did maintain that Big Teddy Bear = Properly Mental Headcase Owner*

    * may not have been his exact words but you get the drift

    edit – Just seen the character slippers. Prof Trimble also had theories about patients who turned up wearing those, you can probably guess the nature of these…….

    leeds united

    Nope much worse

    [video]http://youtu.be/Xqv1QX13qzk[/video]

    ps, unless she knows how to spell “unreasonable”

    You’ve been biting your tongue for 15 minutes haven’t you?

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    It’s the blue and yellow ‘character’ slippers lurking under the bedside table that are truly disturbing

    You missed the selection of oils and lubricants on the bedside table.

    Massage oil, body cream… and a nice big tube of Canesten πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    assuming the lotions and sex oils are on her side, that would seem to be a small cuddly toy on your bedside table.

    Are you regretting this post yet?

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    so apart from the mental wallpaper, mahoosive cuddly toy, unmade bed, headcase slippers, sex oils, vat of caneston and your cuddly toy, that is an otherwise perfectly normal room πŸ˜†

    I feel I should defend her slightly, I think that’s hand cream, face cream, body cram and foot cream (god knows what the difference is, although it does look suspiciously like a giant toothpaste tube for the bear?

    assuming the lotions and sex oils are on her side, that would seem to be a small cuddly toy on your bedside table.

    I shall investigate later, the manliness of my bedside table appears to have been comprimised.

    Premier Icon convert
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    Are you regretting this post yet?

    I suspect the OP might not have sort permission before posting photo’s of his better half’s bed chamber on a public forum πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    a nice big tube of Canesten

    oh, I thought it was Anusol.

    fasthaggis
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    I shall investigate later, the manliness of my bedside table manners appears to have been comprimised.

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    I feel I should defend her slightly, I think that’s hand cream, face cream, body cram and foot cream (god knows what the difference is,

    What, no sex oils? What is wrong with you man. A bed is not just for sleeping and mental bears you know πŸ™„

    STW response time is slipping… or don’t Bears have “Back Doors” ? πŸ˜‰

    I suspect the OP might not have sort permission before posting photo’s of his better half’s bed chamber on a public forum

    Oi. Its our bedroom I have an equal say in everything……………………….

    Ohhh who am I kidding?

    Rockplough
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    I just spat out a little tea.

    crankboy
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    if the op’s photo is unstaged and the bed is truly a double then the only logical solution is run away now. your chances of actually killing some one that unstable are poor she will go Batsxxt mental with some scissors while you are still screwing up the courage. If you did succeed in burying her under the patio she would crawl out and get you or the teddy bear would come to life and murder you to death or just whisper threats while you tried to sleep.

    At least her bloody shoe and clothes fettish fits in a (well 3, and some drawers) wardrobe.

    New patio time?

    Pigface
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    The slippers appear to have eyes 😯

    Jamie chapeau that made me laugh, can you get strap ons for huge cuddly bears? I dare to ask.

    ninfan
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    There’s no doubt at all that she should come home one day to find teddy on the bed equipped with a strap on &/or bondage gear.

    Premier Icon Suggsey
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    Funniest thread this month for sure πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon cliffyc
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    Anyhoo,while the big lad’s upstairs,you can be downstairs boshing down his porridge!! πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    the OP might not have sort permission

    Are you suggesting he was out of order? πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    Matter of time…

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