I went out in the car this morning and the snow got very deep and I ended up helping people move cars etc as quite a few people were stuck.

I noticed an ipod touch sticking out of some lovely crisp snow about a foot deep so I picked it up and asked everyone if they had lost one and nobody had.

I brought it home and got it started to work out who the owner could be. My investigations led to the following in order (at which point to do you go ewww):

1. some anatomical close up photo’s

2. got email started and they get a daily bible message whatever that is but it sums up the religous people I know

3. Facebook messages from a lot of people many of whom I know

4. I logged on to the internet and it went straight in to Facebook (I do not know how to use ios and ended up in history whilst looking for a name

5. Found many visits to swinging sites

6. Found many more visits to animal porn sites including dogs and zooological porn

7. email address for owner

So what would you do?

Return it to the owner.

Give your wife the ipod back? 🙂

you found your own ipod in the snow?

Have a good look at all those sites on someone else’s device so it can’t be traced back to you?

Cheers

Danny B

scotroutes – Member

Return it to the owner.

Not sure if I want to meet them in person. At least I do not have a dog anymore

Blackmail. Obviously! You even need to ask? Play your cards right and you could get a new bike out of this. What do you fancy? 😉

Pesky double post!

Email the loser.
As long as there is no illegal stuff on there then it would be a case of call the law as invariably there is a victim in the illegal stuff (and yes if the owner is doing animals that is illegal still in the UK).
Return it. Simple, there is a lot of swingers or folk with ‘odd’ tastes in orientation and activities. takes all sorts, just dont offer to share a room or lend them your car keys……

This thread is useless without photos.

I’d hand it back to your sister.

Give ME My Ipod back. Email in profile etc. 😳

DO NOT HAND IT IN the Police will charge you with animal porn etc – if this isn’t a carefully crafted thread to suggest that it WASN’T you that downloaded it.

I wouldn’t have delved that deep into someone else’s personal property.

Note on front gate/lamp post or whatever saying FOUND…

I used to get this a lot at my last job on nights. Some of the office girls would forget to close their computers down before going home, and some of my unscrupulous colleagues would trawl through their emails for gossip. Inexcusable. Having failed to convince my fellow workers how low their actions were, I gave up trying and went round making sure every computer was shutdown.

DO NOT HAND IT IN the Police will charge you with animal porn etc

Can the Police charge you over animal porn?? Surely not 😕 .

Can the Police charge you over animal porn?? Surely not

Yup. Time to remove your hard-drive and get yourself a mapp gas blow torch.

michaelmcc – Member

Can the Police charge you over animal porn?? Surely Hopefully not.

Fixed that for you….

Tut loudly, then email them saying you’ve found it, saying that they really ought to have a PIN number to lock it, for personal security reasons, but on this occasion it’s good they didn’t, or they wouldn’t have got it back.
And perhaps they ought to install a separate browser as well…
…it’s what I’ve done. 😉

Just wipe it, and either sell on ebay or keep. No ones going to be asking for it with that stuff on it.

Mail it anonymously to the Police ? This guy sounds scary, leave it to the professionals.

censor all the pictures in ms paint then return it

Return it. Don’t mention the pics. Somehow erase your memory!

scotroutes – Member
Return it to the owner.

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dmiller – Member
Give your wife the ipod back?

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bruneep – Member
you found your own ipod in the snow?

Is this a screenplay by Donald Kaufman?

Found many visits to swinging sites

Put your keys in the bowl 😉

This thread is useless without photos

😆

Go to settings and see if find my iPod is activated. If it is then they’ll be able to lock it down and send you a message. If not I’d just hold on to it for a bit…

I’d bribe them for a new bike.

richmars – Member
Just wipe it, and either sell on ebay or keep. No ones going to be asking for it with that stuff on it.

There’s always that option, it must be said. While a good Christian would say, ‘thou shalt not steal’, a good Christian wouldn’t be shagging anything that breathes, either.
As I’m not a Christian, the temptation to wipe it and keep it would override the notion to return it to someone of such obviously dubious moral character.

Don’t hand it in, sounds like woof justice to me.

Is this the owner?

id wipe it thoroughly and keep it.
probably erase the memory too though . . .

I was just doing research, honest!

It’s not yours, so hand it back (theft by finding). If the owner is embarrassed then that’s his/her problem.

Take a copy of the stuff, natch, then blackmail in the future… 😈

Since you have the email address for the owner…. Post up some of the photo’s, then send them the link to the thread in a week or so

Email them, hand it over, leave going ‘baaaa’ under your breath

Did you really have to look that far into the owner’s history to find out how to contact them?

😐

You could have some real fun with face time 😈

I reckon there’s a good chance the original owner has shoved it up their arse at some point. Good job it was snowing as you’ll have been wearing gloves.

The iPod belongs to the animals at the local zoo. The sicko is the person who’s supplying them with humans for sex.

I’ll give you £20 just for the porn

Tannoy Hora to the forum please tannoy

You don’t need to tell the wife you have lost your xmas pressie, somebody has found it.