Is not a word. It is not one word, used to describe a number greater than one. It is TWO **** WORDS YOU ILLITERATE MORONS!

Thank you. I needed to get that out.

Am I missing something? Maybe I am missing a lot of things????

It's like 'DW'.

Danger and **** deserve their own space.

I agree with the sentiment.

Get a grip Flashie 🙄

Unless it's Winalot….

Ah I assume the Alot in the header is deliberate and not another tragic STW FAIL?

Language evolves. That's the beauty ofit.

It's like the bought/brought thing. For some reason that winds me up intensely. It's not hard to use the right word.

I never know if it's correct to say – He came round to visit the house, or, he came around to visit the house?

Can you tell I'm bored?

Was it the ALOT in the job rejections thread – for added irony.

Alright, alright. No need to shout.

It is TWO

That's hardly grammatical now is it? They are two.

Language evolves.

Alternatively people become thicker.

On a related note, you don't want to "loose" weight, you stupid c*nts.

BoardinBob. +1.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alot

You been posting on urban dictionary?

Alright, alright. No need to shout

OOOOHHHH, I thought it was All Right

CFH you will love this then.

witnessed the magnificent spelling of 'gatoes' today

took a while to work out what someone was bring to a party as well as sandwiches……..

It is. I was doing the ironing.

It took me a minute to work that one out too. That's not pish spelling thats pure stupidity. What exactly do kids get taught these days?. I have to review reports and the majority of my boys are really good but some of the other work i see reduces me to teers.

See what i did there. 🙄

Ignorami – it's allot not alot – and not a lot of people know that

I will admit I am an illiterate moron, hence applying for blue collar jobs! That was a typing mistake though. I blame my skool, you weren't marked down for spelling and grammer it was all about expressing yourself.

That's hardly grammatical now is it? They are two.

The phrase is two words. The phrase – singular.

You thick tw*t 😉

"aswell" is the other one that gets me foaming at the mouth!

The phrase is two words. The phrase – singular.

You thick tw*t

tooshay!

Or is it "twoshay"?

Touche?

It's touché, but I hope you knew that.

Isn't CFH just touchy?

It's touché, but I hope you knew that.

I hate it when one has to state that one was trying to be ironic for comic effect. Bloody internet! Scourge of all my best witticisms…

I was 90% confident that you did indeed know the correct spelling.

Yeah yeah stu, that's what they all say!

However I'm too thick to get an acute over my "e".

touché hahaha

TWO **** WORDS YOU ILLITERATE MORONS!

But surely its' the correct way to spell it if your a illaterate moran ? 😕

You can imagine my surprise when I only recently discovered that "fackov" is in fact, two words.

its'

Now that is poetry.

touché hahaha

It's nothing to laugh at; I consider it a grave matter.

I thought fackov was a former Rusian communist mate of Trotsky
Stu get your coat mines next to it
Do I have to say the missed apostrophe is intentional

hahahaha, back to the nerd intellectual joke corner with you.

I think you'll find it is spelt "douche". 😉

I think you'll find it is spelt

By golly, I think it might be spelt!