Almost teenage girls – W…T…F…?
No doubt this nonsense is normal, but having no sisters and with my wife already being an adult when I met her, this behaviour still amazes me. And, to an extent, amuses, but only a bit.
Stomps in from school and without even a hello tells me all about it…
“I’m really cross cos I got the wrong day for making cupcakes it’s next week not tomorrow and my forehead hurts from when you squeezed my spot for me this morning and everybody has been commenting on it and my head aches and my thumb is sore and I have a splinter and I’m really tired can I just go upstairs now” going from angry to bawling tears in one (long) sentence.
“So everyone at school commented on your spot?”
“Well one person said I looked like an Indian and someone else stared at it”
Six year old brother “It is quite big”…that’s when the drama really started!
Just humour me and tell me they’re all like this 🙂Posted 4 years agowwaswasSubscriber
Just humour me and tell me they’re all like this
they’re all like this.
My wife gets irritated by something our 11 year old daughter does/says e.g. “I can’t believe she won’t tell us what the problem is – she expects us to guess!”
It all gets a bit frosty when I say “But that’s how you are?”.Posted 4 years agotheotherjonvSubscriber
my forehead hurts from when you squeezed my spot for me this morning
I was prepared for the misery of teenage daughters (mine are 9 and 7 currently) – but please tell me that isn’t normal.
[although i will admit to having performed 4 tooth extractions now, because they’re too fragile to pull their own wobbly teeth out]Posted 4 years ago
I read that we’re not programmed to get on with family members so we don’t interbreed.
Does that help?
Erm…well I suppose I can see some logic to that, but as it’s not something I’d been considering anyway the information hasn’t really changed anything, so in that sense not a huge help. Thanks all the same!Posted 4 years agomogrimSubscriber
Sounds like mine, 14 in February. She’s currently got a really nice collection of spots on her forehead which I’m trying not to mention 🙂
And the bit about getting stuck in the middle of a fight between wife + daughter, that’s easy enough when the daughter’s wrong…Posted 4 years agototalshellSubscriber
eldest pre teen daughter after failing to attract attention of mother by screaming at 200 decibels from the bathroom decided that emptying the bath on to the bathroom floor would serv as a punishment for mother.. not pretty made the opening scenes of saving private ryan look tamePosted 4 years agoheavymanMember
Yeh 1 teenager in this hoose, nightmare!!! Crying one day and nothing but giggles the next.
Its the excess Oestrogen building up in their bodies hence the reason it gets worse and then WORSE. You could try slipping some testosterone enhancers (DAA, ZMA, Tribulus) in her food, but then she might beat you up.Posted 4 years ago
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