Arse! So here I am in Spain with the bike. I decided to bring the 650 wheels cos the back one has a bigger cassette which I’ll probably need, plus fatter tyres. So I go to put the back wheel in to have a pootle from the house we’re in, in Estepona & I’m thinking, ‘hmm, back wheel needs truing a bit, it was ok last time I used it’. Only to find that one of the crappy alloy nipples has snapped/corroded/broken! Anyway I find a bike shop (cos I’ve only brought emergency tools & the bastid thing’s tubeless) & ask if they can replace the nipple & sort the sealant out, obviously with new rim tape. Yes they can, but not till next month! So instead of sensibly looking for another shop I decide to replace the nipple myself & bung a tube in till I get home (where I’ll replace all the nipples for brass ones). I leave the rim tape on & promptly lose the new nipple inside the rim 🤬. So I take the tape off, fanny around for ages until finally the nipple drops out of the valve hole (along with 2 bits of broken ones)
Luckily I always carry some insulating tape so that goes on as rim tape. 1st side of the tyre pisses on. Tube in, other side of the tyre is a bastid, probably cos of the tube. No way will it go on just by hand so I have to use a lever & it’s one of the tightest tyres I’ve ever fitted & in 32 years of riding I’ve fitted hundreds.
Anyway I eventually get it on & inflated, happy days.
5 minutes later the bastard’s flat again cos I’ve obviously nipped the tube.😢😢
ARSE!
Go on, laugh you lot. 🤬🤬😭😭😂
PS, also luckily they’re straight pull spokes so don’t need to take the cassette or rotor off.
Arse just the same though.