Finished! I hope there’s no lurkers here to spoil the surprise, (not that anyone will turn up to appreciate it as
It’s an AGM, its supposed to be boring.
This report is written, to make it clear
Of mountain rides throughout this year.
Two rides a month, one far, one near
Somewhere new or Delamere
To the forest in rain or snow
First Saturday is when we go
Then later on I form a plan
To drive to somewhere in my van
Some verses follow here, kind reader
Explains to you that I, as leader
Organised these jaunts away
A whole weekend, or just the day
The weekend trip was really ace
Llangollen, camping, was the place
Two nights and days of massive climbing
And rocks and streams and some fine dining
But normally it’s just one day
North wales, the Peaks or Lakes we play
We start at 10 and stop for lunch
(we really are a social bunch)
A normal gang of five or ten
Attend our rides, but sometimes when
I get a call or e-mail through
Our numbers swell by one or two
They come and go but in the end
The normal crowd, they attend
Nick Butterworth, Kev and El
Tall Paul and Steve, the list is, well
Long-er than that but there’s no time
To list them all, and make it rhyme.
Now to the future, come what may
Twelve November is the day
For cyclocross, our yearly race
Help on the day would be ace
There are plenty jobs to do
All day or an hour or two
Of your time would be great
We have to mark the course with tape
Put up tents, marshall riders
Someone has to give out prizes
And Tidy up and pack away
On completion of the day.
I’m starting now to lose the plot
My rhymes and scanning gone to pot
And so I fear that I must close
With one further verse of prose
For more descriptions of our slog
Go to the website, find the blog
And if you think this ode is pants
Next year I’m doing interpretive dance!