- Advice on not looking like a bellend?
the trick is confidence and purpose, hoodie and skate shoes can work 😉
You can dress someone in the best suits and they will still look like a trapped ape. As for the number of people that reckon just wearing a dinner jacket makes you look like bond (in the dark, half squint after twelvety pints of Vodka Martini).
Simply nothing your mother would buy…Posted 4 years ago
I would appear to have failed the stw bellend test miserably; jeans, t shirts, short sleeved shirts, skate shoes, hoodies being my apparel of choice. I’m crushed 🙁
So, for all you budding Gok wans, what should be regarded as the epitome of sartorial elegance and coolness?Posted 4 years agoeskayMember
I think when you get to a certain age you have to accept that in your face designer labels are a no-no. Way too many people seem to miss that one.
I am not sure if it was right to wear that clobber at any age! I am also fairly sure that when they were younger those people probably wore stuff from C&A.Posted 4 years agoJRTGMember
Basically read the full thread of what makes you a bellend, do the exact opposite of all the advice and you are sorted! Not sure that leaves much though with all the contradictions and I think all that is left is onesies, ski suits and wetsuits. At least you can wear them with pride knowing you are the height of fashion and defo not a bellend. Sorted.Posted 4 years agochakapingSubscriber
I think I’d rather take fashion tips from my mum than STW to be honest!
Indeed, especially don’t take style advice from people who post about 200 times a day and answer first on every thread!
Anyone offering fashion advice should post a picture of themselves looking dapper so we can see their qualifications.
I’m the one on the left…Posted 4 years ago
ianv – Member
I am 33 and a skateboarder.. Tight Jeans, skate shoes, T shirt. trucker cap, Tattoos…. I’m doomed.
You are definitely a bad example, you should be wearing a helmet, it’s the law May I suggest a met parachute as a stylish choice.
tea all over keyboard… nice one. 😉Posted 4 years ago
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