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  • Additive poem “The Grand Old Duke of York”
  • epicyclo
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    The Grand Old Duke of York

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    Let’s produce a STW literary masterpiece. 🙂
    Copy the poem to date, and add one line.

    maccruiskeen
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    The Grand Old Duke of York

    He had ten thousand women

    Drac
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    He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat.

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    matt_outandabout
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    And then he rode his ‘5’

    mrb123
    Free Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York,
    He had a paedo mate,
    It’s fair to bet,
    That he used to sweat,
    When they had themselves a date.

    joshvegas
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    Christ a simple set of instructions…

    The Grand Old Duke of York

    He had ten thousand women

    He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat.

    And then he rode his ‘5’

    It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.

    NewRetroTom
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    The Grand Old Duke of York

    He had ten thousand women

    He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat

    And then he rode his ‘5’

    It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.

    And when his pants were up they were up,

    Moses
    Full Member

    And when he was in town they were down

    NewRetroTom
    Full Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York

    He had ten thousand women

    He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat

    And then he rode his ‘5’

    It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.

    And when his pants were up they were up,

    And when he was in town they were down

    And when the girls were only half grown-up

    johndoh
    Free Member

    ^
    Shouldn’t that be ‘And when they were down, she was down’?

    mrhoppy
    Full Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York

    He had ten thousand women

    He marched to the top of the hill without breaking a sweat

    And then he rode his ‘5’

    It had 650b boost wheels that made things come alive.

    And when his pants were up they were up,

    And when he was in town they were down

    And when the girls were only half grown-up

    He would ride them all over town.

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    Time for the chorus:

    “Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York etc”

    OK, that’s done, time for the next verse…

    mrmonkfinger
    Free Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York
    Had the press asking awkward things…

    jimdubleyou
    Full Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York
    Had the press asking awkward things…

    He asked Maitlis up to the top of the palace

    mrhoppy
    Full Member

    The Grand Old Duke of York
    Had the press asking awkward things…

    He asked Maitlis up to the top of the palace

    To cover up his kinks.

    Pook
    Full Member

    Have you lot ever heard the rhyme “the grand old duke of york?”

    MrSparkle
    Full Member

    No, how does it go?

    Pook
    Full Member

    Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
    He stayed at Epstein’s flat
    Where child sex trafficking
    Did take place
    But he tried to ignore that

    Pook
    Full Member

    And when they came up they came up
    And when they went down they went down
    And he was implicated with his hand on a hip
    In a ropey dressing gown

    Pook
    Full Member

    Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
    He didn’t really sweat
    Maybe he will
    When he stands up in court
    But he hasn’t come forth yet

    johndoh
    Free Member

    And when they came up they came up

    It’s all in the punctuation…

    And when they came, up they came, up!

    vongassit
    Free Member

    Oh the Grand old Duke of Pork
    he spoke to the news at ten
    He well & truly shot himself in the foot
    I bet he wont do that again

    Oh the Grand old Duke of Pork
    Is not a very bright Goyem
    He fell into a trap , cause he’s a dodgy creepy perv
    With his Jewish mate’s teeny harem

    But when he was up , He was up!
    But now he’s definately down

    Now Ghislaine & Jeff are nowhere to be seen
    Just more pedaphilic stains on the crown.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    With his Jewish mate’s teeny harem

    Is there really any need for that?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Is there really any need for that?

    Duuuh – was the only word he(?) could think of that didn’t rhyme at all with goyem

    athgray
    Free Member

    The Grand old Duke of York,
    Its claimed he made girls undress,
    But he’s no liar, cos he can’t perspire
    He was really at Pizza Express.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    The Grand old Duke of York
    fingered by a juvenile
    Hang on, that’s not quite – did it come out right?
    wonder if he’ll come to trial

    Sqwubbsy
    Free Member

    The grand old Duke of York.

    He hung out with a paedophile.

    There was a lot of talk, the girl sucked his rooster.

    He really is rather vile.

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